There Once Was A Smegger Called Rimmer...

Ok you witty lot - we're offering one of you the chance to own some seriously brilliant Red Dwarf goodies to celebrate the release of Red Dwarf X on DVD and Blu-ray (and because we're feeling nice and Christmassy).

The smegtastic goody bag up for grabs contains:

  • An actual piece of the Red Dwarf model from RDX
  • DVD copies of series 1-8, Back to Earth and Red Dwarf X
  • An art print of the design for the RDX sleeping quarters
  • A JC bag from the 'Lemons' episode

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And to make it extra special, the art print and piece of the Crimson Short one are signed by the 4 boys from the Dwarf!

So how do you enter this epic competition we hear you ask? Simple - we want you to write us a witty Red Dwarf-inspired limerick, or Rimmerick as we like to call it (see what we did there?).

For those who aren't clear, a limerick should be witty and contain 5 lines with the first, second and fifth rhyming together and the third and fourth rhyming with each other.

Send your Rimmericks to, along with your name and full UK postal address, by 12:00pm (GMT) on Friday 16th November, and we'll shortlist our top ten before (and here's the really cool bit) the winner will be picked by all four of the main cast and the one and only Doug Naylor!

So get your witty smegcaps on and get Rimmericking!

Please note that this competition is only open to residents in the UK aged 18 years or over. Please read these terms and conditions before submitting your entries.

Good luck!

The winning and shortlisted submissions will be promoted on official Red Dwarf profiles, such as Facebook, YouTube and Twitter.