Space Corps Database
Your complete guide to the characters, ships, gadgets and, erm, diseases in Red Dwarf.
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Mechanicals
Talkie Toaster
Manufactured by Crapola Inc. and retailing at $£19.99, Talkie Toaster must have seemed like a bargain. Until Lister realised that it took its vocation to the level of obsession. It's cheery greeting of 'Howdy Doodly Doo!' soon became grating and the Toaster became the victim of a 14 lb lump-hammer.
However, Talkie has considered a change of career and believes himself to be an above-average singer.
Operational notes: I know the sealing of the white hole saved my life and everything, but the best thing about it was that it meant that that bread-obsessed bastard never got repaired in the first place.
