Space Corps Database
Your complete guide to the characters, ships, gadgets and, erm, diseases in Red Dwarf.
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Ships, Shuttles & Stations
Blue Midget
Transcribed from the original Red Dwarf JMC publicity video, hosted by Bing Baxter:
Okay, do you have a need for low-cost ship-to-surface travel? For manoeuvrability on the kind of harsh terrain only deep-space mining can bring? Well you need the Blue Midget.
Fitted with the latest in intelligent walker technology, these guys have legs that Jim Bexley Speed would kill for! Just a quick safety note - don't let your pilot drink. Watching this thing stagger about is comical, but not clever. (Although it does a mean tap-dance, if you're so inclined.)