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The crew of Red Dwarf discover an abandoned space ship on an ocean bed but suddenly the salvage operation doesn't sound quite so sexy when they realise all of the occupants of the vessel committed suicide. Attack by a gigantic sea monster makes escape the favourite option.
Classic Dwarf
Lister assess the possibilities of a giant squid attack: "It thinks we're either a threat, food or a mate - it's gonna either kill us, eat us or hump us."
The Cat discovers he is really Duane Dibbley, sandal-wearing, thermos-toting loser. "So this is really me?" he asks. "A no-style gimbo with teeth the druids could use as a place of worship?
The crew hallucinate a high-speed car chase.


