Complete Guide
Your complete guide to the characters, ships, gadgets and, erm, diseases in Red Dwarf.
Epideme
A strange, intelligent virus has impregnated Lister. He tries to set up a communication link with the disease to sweet-talk it into not killing him, but when this doesn't work, he realises that he'll have to submit to Kochanski's disarmingly simple cure.
Classic Dwarf
Lister is woken by amorous hands in the middle of the night - not Kochanski, as he might have hoped, but the 3 million year old corpse of Caroline Carmen, desperate for a game of tongue hockey.
