Complete Guide
Your complete guide to the characters, ships, gadgets and, erm, diseases in Red Dwarf.
Marooned
As Red Dwarf heads on a collision course towards a minefield of Black Holes, the crew is forced to abandon ship. Lister finds himself marooned on an arctic moon with Rimmer and only a pot noodle and a tin of dog food between him and starvation.
Classic Dwarf
Lister explains how he lost his virginity, aged 12, on Bootle Municipal Golf Course. "Twelve!" Exclaims Rimmer, "You can't have been a full member of the golf club."
To avoid starvation, Lister swallows a mouthful of dog food. Probably a wise decision given the alternative - a pot noodle.
Lister agrees to sacrifice his guitar to the fire and is given a moment alone to say goodbye. Then he cuts a guitar-shaped piece of wood from Rimmer's father's camphor-wood chest...
