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Why join and contribute nothing?!
This is ridiculous
Just doing the garbage rounds!
Welcome to the forum! Maybe you can take out some of the trash on here!
Thanks Nikki the great. I am a great garbage man. My fellow garbage man Philip always says so and lets just say he is a great garbage man himself. Who will I "dump" first. LOL
Maybe start with @neilold and all his terrible threads.
You must return!!!!!
I've always been here...
Is listening to a great soul singer called Curtis Harding
Never heard of her
Probably because it's a he.
Just googled the artist in question. She’s great
Then it's more dangerous than I can possibly imagine...
About to snack on a Sub of the day.
The curse is set
Playing bridge with mother
What does @JamieSalmon's mother think about this?
Mother is far too busy flower arranging at the moment to deal with such “trivial notions” (she exclaims). She’s a horror when she’s had sherry. I do apologise.
Back from a long walk (with mother in tow).
Just had a great shower with some lime shower gel. I smell positively radiant.
Did you scrub your helmet with this gel?
Of course. I scrubbed extensively until it shined.
Sat in a very warm hospital right now.
Getting your helmet tightened?
Yes. Nothing a bit of lube won't cure.
Listening to a lot of Richard Ashcroft right now.
The verve are far better than his ramblings
The Verve are class. But a couple of songs he did are good. I especially like Music is Power
will do anything for love. But I won't do that. Ok, that's a lie. I'll do that. Especially that.
Are you talking about anal?
Nikki. That's rude. You're filth aren't you girl. Utter filth.
You can’t read this wuh ha ha
So he can't see me telling him he sucks? Cool!
Who are you?
Also please return.
Had a productive day. And my cat came back home. And England won. It was a decent day
Maggie is a rescue cat. She is very timid. Your aggressive use of the exclamation mark may startle her.
I’m insulted !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What has this got to do with your helmet?
Are Chinese whiskers racist?