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Today I have the heinous anus.
Don't be remotely silly. I am from nowhere near Skem. That's for plastic Scousers and your ex-partners.
Do you have a Swatch Watch and a filofax so you can correlate your facts?
I'm not from America. I wouldn't remotely sound like Forrest Gump. I have a northern English accent.
I doubt your budget could extend to fine wine. Just say White Lightning and be proud.
has a busy day getting his suit re-measured, getting a new shirt, a new haircut and other time consuming errands.
That's not how this works. You are now MY enemy.
Where is your proof that I'm horrible? I'm actually a delight. A hoot one may say.
If you want to share a hotel room, you only have to ask. Don't hide behind false hate.
I really fancy going back for another DJ. But no one will agree to my terms of sharing a bed and paying for all my expenses.
Hrummmmmm.....feels kind of warm....
Just kidding. I consider your insults to be as threatening as wad of wet toilet paper.
These comments are hurtful and doing serious psychological long term damage.
has a plethora.
I know how to quote @Ant E. But being your enemy I felt you didn't deserve it. I only do it now to show you I'm now inside your head.