The story of how Red Dwarf arrived on our screens is utterly compelling. I see a BAFTA-winning docu-drama with younger unknown lookalikes playing all the beloved larger-than-life characters. Imagine the scenes; so many to choose from. The brilliant and so naive writing team, the demonic director, the dysfunctional cast, heroic Northerners only just showing closed-minded Beeb-London naysayers how it's done. And it's set in the eighties! It has everything. Which particular scenes, from the stories you've heard, would you like to see played out? I'd like to see a few depicting Ed Bye doing his nut.