'Twas the night before Christmas, the forum was dead, No topics were stirring, not one little thread, With nothing in "recent", except for a list Of pretty old posts with a seasonal twist, And though I kept hitting refresh on the site, And sat through the evening and half of the night, Nobody came with a tale to be told - Not even a spambot. Not even @neilold. Suddenly then there arose such a chatter On Twitter I thought, what on Earth is the matter?! Looking at profiles I often perused, I found myself more than a little confused: "Why all the favourites, replies and retweets When @DougRDNaylor is listing repeats? #TROJAN #MECHOCRACY #LEMONS #DEARDAVE #KRYSIS #ENTANGLED #SAMSARA #TIMEWAVE..." But then I saw something that seemed very queer: Six of the titles were new for next year! I sprang from my chair feeling joyous inside 'Cos #RD13 WAS NOW TRENDING WORLDWIDE! Doug let us play our predictable games (Like "who can decipher the episode names?") But tweeted, before he abandoned the site: "A smeggin' good Christmas to all, and goodnight!" Merry Christmas, forum!