Forget Shakespeare, Red Dwarf is an absolute treasure trove of quotes and expressions! I often find that lines from the show spring instantly to mind (like that one did) no matter what I'm talking about. I must have used loads over the years without even noticing. I do know I say 'too slow, Chicken Marengo' to my kids, and Rimmer's 'I'll be worrying about this all the time now' also gets used a lot. Funnily enough I've never said 'smeg', but I do regularly use a phrase from Better than Life (the novel) - something Trixie LaBouche aka Rimmer says when she/he tips up her bag (can't write it here!). Always strikes me as very un-Red-Dwarfy, but I seem to have used it a lot over the years! Which phrases from the show have you found yourself saying in real life?