Agony Ant...

Discussion in 'THE AIGBURTH ARMS' started by Ant E, Nov 7, 2017.

  1. jmc2000

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    I don't know whether this is a typo for "you're meant to be", "you're mean to me", or - my personal favourite - "you and i are meant to be".
     
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  2. Bluey

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    It was that one. I typed it too fast and forgot to proofread before posting.
     
  3. Nikki the Great

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    :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
     
  4. Ant E

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    I suggest writing your love problems to agony ant for advice
     
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  5. Nikki the Great

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    Oh don't mind me, just bumping my current favourite thread. Can't have it getting lost!
     
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  6. Bluey

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    I don't think that's going to happen.
     
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    I don't know....... looks like Agony Ant ran out of steam. Yet another abandoned thread from him. :shake:
     
  8. Cloud

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    I hope this isnt abandoned its my favoritest thread in the whole history of time
     
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    Yeah I agree. @Ant E had a good thing started ....... but then, well, looks like he just quit. Guess all that advice giving and thinking was too much for him.
     
  10. Ant E

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    Advice personally from agony Ant HQ.

    Stop stirring. Mind your own business. It states 48 hour response time.

    As a result, You (@BigOleDummy ) are now BANNED from this thread for 48 hours.
     
  11. Ant E

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    Despite the lies and propaganda spread by banned member, @BigOleDummy, we have another letter....

    Dear Ant,

    Help! My friends keep making fun of me for purchasing elderflower presses because they think I drink them. In fact, I actually need them to polish my head to keep it nice and shiny! What should I do? How can I tell them to stop? What are other ways of keeping my head shiny?

    From - Baldylocks and the three hairs, London.

    AGONY ANT SAYS....

    Listen baldy, your shiny head and choice of drinks are the least of your problems. I have it on good authority that you constantly cause your friends confusion and delay!!perhaps this is why they make fun of you? Maybe look at your dithering and maybe the name calling will stop?
     
  12. Ant E

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    Dear Agony Ant

    I really like reading the interviews but the guy doing them who for this we will call “Gabe” takes months to do them and i get impatient. Is there anything I can do about this?
    - Q&A liar, location not disclosed

    AGONY ANT SAYS....

    Perhaps it’s time you got someone else to do your interviews if you are incapable of doing them yourself? It sounds to me like you live a shambolic life full of delays and misleading deadline dates. Maybe you are better suited at writing questions rather than organising non existent Q&A events that take seven hundred years to materialise! Take a long hard look at yourself.

    Ps @DivineVarod sends her regards (Rolls eyes)
     
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  13. Ant E

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    Dear Ant,

    I can't stop mowing my lawn. Advice please
    - Bernard Cribbins, None ya biz

    AGONY ANT SAYS....


    Two words; Crazy paving!

    Get a gypsy to do it on the cheap (just to annoy Neil Old)!
     
  14. Ant E

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    Dear Ant,

    I believe @Bluey is a very dangerous man. I believe he is disguising his true identity. I believe he is a ring leader of Danny’s gang. I believe he must be stopped.

    If it’s not true prove it. I speak the truth. I am a very wise man with many friends.

    Signed,
    - B.O. Problem, Birmingham

    AGONY ANT SAYS....


    I agree. Keep me updated.
     
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  16. Bluey

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    Who is this B.O. Problem from Birmingham? Does he exist or is he another of your doppelgangers?
     
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  19. Ant E

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    All correspondence are anonymous
     
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