Agony Ant...

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  1. Ant E

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    Spam
     
  2. Bluey

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    Nope, they're all you.
     
  3. Ant E

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    Nope they are not. How utterly arrogant to assume you know better then the members of this forum. Just because you’re too cowardly to ask for advice, some members of the forum are far braver and have reached out for advice.

    You should be ashamed of yourself.
     
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  4. Cloud

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    I have asked at least two of the questions he answered, I also know who did some of the others. The only thing Ant added was the names and locations
     
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  5. Ant E

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    @Bluey you are now banned for 48 minutes
     
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  6. Ant E

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    Dear Agony Ant,

    People keep taking dumps in my hat. Whatdo?

    Shepherd the Jed, dunno

    AGONY ANT SAYS....

    Maybe lose the hat shepherd? It never suited you and made you look a bit like a posh desperate dan from the dandy.... hope that helps!
     
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  7. Ant E

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    dear Ant,

    I have fallen dangerously in love with a certain man called @Bluey. Every time I am near him I swoon, and every morning when I wake up I'm filled with joy to see that he has posted. However, I just want him to come into chat one night so I can confess my love, but he won't do it. How do you suppose I could get him to?

    P. S. If anybody else is in love with @Bluey I am not sharing.

    Screwy 4 Bluey, Blackpool.

    AGONY ANT SAYS....

    Oh for heavens sake. I think you can do better and I also have quantifiable reservations that anyone would be “fighting” for this Bluey character. By all accounts he is very negative and very rude. Are you sure you want to hurt yourself knowing you will be rejected with such guaranteed negativity? To quote a previous member who didn’t speak highly of this Bluey character;

    “You contribute nothing on this forum you horrible man....”

    Perhaps I can open this to the forum.... what do you think people???
     
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  8. Bluey

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    I wasn't planning on posting in here during that time anyway.
     
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  9. Bluey

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    Dear Agony Ant,

    There is a certain obnoxious member of the forum that needs exterminating. Please could you recommend some strong Ant killer to use on him?

    Bluey, England.
     
  10. Ant E

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    Dear Bluey

    Just block @BigOleDummy - you don’t need to poison him with ant killer.

    Regards
    Agony ant
     
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    You are supposed to pm @Ant E your concerns like the rest of us have been. Quit acting like you're better than the rest of us!
     
  13. Ant E

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    Typical behaviour of the duo that is @Bluey and @BigOleDummy (aka the three b’s - minus one member)!!!!
     
  14. Ant E

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    Dear Ant,

    I once organised a charity event in my hometown. I even had a raffle! But I have no proof this happened as I lost my camera in Turkey. I am worried someone has found my camera, which had a lot of sexy personal pics on there as well as the pictures of my event. How can I locate my camera, prove once and for all this event happened and admire my own sexiness in the personal pics?


    kry-10 inch n proud, turkey
    airport

    AGONY ANT SAYS....

    Sounds like a rights shambles! But hey, we are all friends here. I am opening this out to the forum to share advice.

    I wonder what @Seb @kry102001 @Cloud @BigOleDummy @Abe @Iced Gemz thinks is this?
     
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  16. Cloud

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    Hmm. This is an interesting problem. I think if anyone had found these pictures they would be al over the internet by now so. Think you may be safe
     
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    Speak for yourself! If I find those pics, they're going straight in my "personal collection".
     
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  18. Cloud

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    Thats true the janitor might of had to get the wet floor sign out
     
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    Well. ..........just how much "sexiness" we talking here?
    I agree with @Cloud though, if they had been found one of us would have seen them somewhere on the web by now.

    NOW THAT MY TOTALLY UNFAIR BANNING IS OVER!
     
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  20. Bluey

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    I think this is even worse than the Here Comes Mumfie thread. Am I going to get banned again for saying that?
     

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