Agony Ant...

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  1. neilold

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    Oooh matron, I thought we were in carry on mood
     
  2. Cloud

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    Neilold turning a family thread FILTHY as per usual :sulk:
     
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  3. neilold

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    Yeah, good innit
     
  4. Cloud

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    and proud of it too! Agony Ant will hear about this :sulk:
     
  5. neilold

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    He should do, it's his thread
     
  6. Ant E

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    Dear Ant

    I am hounded on the forum by some bozo who posts nothing but horror and about the terrible movies he likes. His taste in things is appalling. Whats worse is he now takes good clean threads and pollutes them with his smut! what can we do?


    Neil, Neil the Orange Peel, Sum Prizun

    AGONY ANT SAYS....


    This individual sounds a total disgrace. Have you tried derailing all of his threads with amusing anecdotes about old users or things totally irrelevant to horror? That would be the best thing until this person learns to keep his ill-gotten horror obsessions to one thread.
     
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  7. Ant E

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    Dear Ant,
    I cannot stop derailing threads. I couldn't stop, even on this very thread. What should I do?


    The king of derailers (aka Bluey/Neil Old/BigOleDummy/Billy Casper/Harry/Professor from the future)


    AGONY ANT SAYS....


    I would never advise ANYONE to derail threads!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    PS Ice shall freeze the forum

    Error Error Error
     
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    Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm................................................................. did I read that correctly? Lets look again.....
    Yep, plain as the nose on your face. No doubt about it. There it is right there. Could you BE any more explicit? ......

    Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm ................................... but..... but HERE in another post on your thread you claim innocence of subterfuge !!!! :shake: No, no Mr. E we can't have prevaricators prevaricating in here :shake:.
     
  10. Ant E

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    Agony Ant has spoken
     
  11. BigOleDummy

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    [​IMG]

    So he has ...............
     
  12. Ant E

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    ^^
    Baiting attempt # 23
     
  13. BigOleDummy

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    Oh come on! Now THAT was funny and you know it! :nod::lol::thanks:
     
  14. neilold

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    the bloke who won't stop posting about horror films, that are usually appaling, sounds terrible, doesn't he even realise how unpopular he and they are?
     
  15. Ant E

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    errrr I don't believe you are qualified to give advice!!!!
     
  16. Ant E

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    Dear Agony Ant

    What can we do? And when can we do it?

    Little, Young, Smarty-Pants

    AGONY ANT SAYS....


    To answer question A:
    Not derail threads?

    To answer question B:
    With immediate effect!!!
     
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  17. Ant E

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    Dear Agony Ant,

    I left my kids at the pool. What do?

    Frank Butcher, E20

    AGONY ANT SAYS....


    I hate kids.
     
  18. Ant E

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    Dear Ant,
    I suddenly aged by 100 years. I tried to cover it with the same hat and guitar I've had since I was in my late 20's, but nobody was fooled so I ran away from the forum. How do I be cool again?

    Gloria Stitts, Bradford
    AGONY ANT SAYS....


    The answer is simple. Squeeze your man bits so you sing rather high-pitched, then sing about God or the ozone layer or something.

    Actually sing this little number...

     
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    TUUUUUUNEE!!!!! Used to sing that in assembly.
     
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