Agony Ant...

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  1. BigOleDummy

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    Yet another promising thread slowly strangled by Ant E's indifference :shake:, shame really ......................
     
  2. Ant E

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    If only you could boast the same.
     
  3. BigOleDummy

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    Hmmmmmmm..... reflecting on this a bit has made me realize you may have a bit of a point. But you're missing the Big Picture here @Ant E and missing it totally. Look at me like I'm your Boswell, always there watching and listening. I can see some ......... "potential" , I guess you can say ....... in you, so as I watch you flounder around, I can't help but offer a friendly , neighborly critique of your shortcomings. Just as an aid and a nudge upwards you understand.
     
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    Thanks for the glowing review (unwanted and uniformed as expected)
     
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    Why, Thank you Mr. E! See? Your association with my critique's has ALREADY paid dividends! Civility abounds! Actually , ....... I've been thinking of something that may speed up your rehabilitation and shoot you straight to the top of the charts! Watch the forum for further news.
     
  6. Ant E

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    Yawns
     
  7. Ant E

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    Dear Agony Ant,

    I am stuck. I cannot go on. I am trapped. My crew don 't wanna know. How on earth will I rescue my girlfriend who has been turned into gold. If only there were a way to convince my crew to come with me to rescue her.

    Guybrush T, Plunder Island
    AGONY ANT SAYS....

    I think I can help with this. I reckon you'll need three people to help. Try your local barber shop.

    Crew mate 1: I reckon you should adhere to his roots. If he is from a native part of the UK like, say, Scotland - try tossing the caber. If you wanna win, I would recommend using a bit of wood from a rubber tree.

    Crew mate 2: Give him a gold tooth covered in chewing gum, rescued from a snake. That'll do it.

    Crew mate 3: Try and convince him. If he doesn't listen, slap him with a glove. Then challenge him to a duel. You'll probably think it's a gun duel but actually it's a banjo one.

    Boom. You've got yourself a crew.
     
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    If you need help with how to make your post less boring, by all means drop agony ant a line.
     
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    Gets a like for the Curse of Monkey Island reference.
     
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  11. Ant E

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    Dear Ant,
    I'm so boring and I can't stop boring the whole forum with my boringness.

    Brad O Dumford

    AGONY ANT SAYS....


    Oh dear. I can't say I had noticed (rolls eyes)!!!!
    Is this you?
     
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    Actually that clip reminded me of a certain insectoid named forum member. Same puerile crap over and over and over thinking its witty. Recycling his old threads because he's slipping so bad from his "glory" days.
     
  13. Ant E

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    Poor old @Bluey. If only he would write to Agony Ant then maybe I could help him. But thanks for making me aware of this matter!
     
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    I do write to Agony Ant. I keep telling him to shut up, but does he ever take my advice? Nope.
     
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    Dear Agony Ant,

    Lets say you had a friendly enemy. Someone who ,while antagonistic and childish at times, was someone you held a grudging respect for. For the sake of decorum and anonymity we'll call him ...... oh, Frances Bavier for example. For no particular reason mind you.
    Now, imagine this person stabbed you in the back like a traitorous rat. Booted you from an association that you were proud to be a member of and installed in your place your most hated enemy. A stinking low down name stealing human hemorrhoid of a slimeball, but we won't get into that.

    My question. Is it proper, nay MANDATORY to retaliate against such low down double dealings?

    Sincerely, BringerOfDespair


    AGONY ANT SAYS....


    Yes.
     
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  16. Ant E

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    Dear Ant,

    Someone stole my name. I want revenge.

    Signed -

    @yoserian - aka the original Big Ole Dummy


    AGONY ANT SAYS....

    You have my support Yossy. You must slay this name thief.
     
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    NOT the answer I was expecting .............for the poster/asker I mean .......... I applaud your altruistic response and dare I say .......... respect it too.
    [​IMG]
     
  18. BigOleDummy

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    !!!WHAT!!!!!?????? And to think I just gave you credit for being almost human Agony Ant!!!!!
    Disregard my last post as it was posted under false pretenses!
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    AND WILL NOT GO UNPUNISHED! BELIEVE THAT!
     
  19. BigOleDummy

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    Bring it on little boy, I'm waiting. Stinking lousy lying name stealing puke.
     
  20. Bluey

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    Can someone send this guy in the direction of a good dentist?
     

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