All time favorite moments

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  1. Strat-tastic

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    It took me a few viewings before I caught on to what she was saying, but when I did I thought it was funny. It kinda gets buried in the mayhem though doesn't it.
     
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    Okay... Blib, blob, blib!

    That last line should be "I thought the whole scene was rather busy though." Slightly worried the word 'hate' turned up in there.
     
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    I didn't have any real problem with that to be honest, it pales into insignificance if I compare it to the errors and plot holes of Lemons.
     
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    Fish!
     
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  6. dodgebizkit

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    All cat's fish moments are legendary :-D
     
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    Has to be in Timeslides where Lister is trying to convince himself to patent the tension sheet - "oh give up the guy's an idiot" "that's me" "exactly"

    Cracks me up every single time no matter how much I watch it
     
  8. Kittypaws

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    I'm gonna get you little fishie!
    Cos I like eating fish!
    :lol:
     
  9. Kittypaws

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    Rimmer's Munchkin sequence (wasn't that actually Howard Goodall singing, not Chris Barrie?)
    Cat's Trout A La Crème scene (now I get Danny Trout A La Crème's username..!)
    All the Smegups!
    Chris Barrie cocking up the fried egg chili chutney sandwich (loved it when he looked at the camera with one raised eyebrow, as if time say: "I nearly had that then!")
    David Ross (original Kryten, Smegups) scrubbing the floor and cleaning up the boom mike guy!)
    Kryten and Rimmer's Backwards episode; compere's speech shown the right way round..!)
    Lister's plaintive speech about Kochanski, with Cat saying: "You got all that from a photograph?!
    Lister and Talkie Toaster: "That was no accident - that was first degree toastercide!"
    Craig Charles (Smegups) prodding at a moving sausage, pointing at himself and grinning..!
    Kryten trying to free Lister's shrunken boxers and Rimmer saying: "Well, I can't say I'm totally surprised! You'll bonk anything, won't you, Lister - not even an android is safe from your vile appetite!" (I'm sure that's the full version..!)
    The full Tongue Tied video, with Cat, Lister and Rimmer dressed in red suits, a wonderful dancing Danny John-Jules and a group of beauties dressed in black and white dresses!

    :lol::P:lol::P:lol:

    Probably a few more there somewhere, but that's all I got at the moment..!

    :-D
     
  10. Kittypaws

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    Kryten: "Spin my nipple-nuts and send me to Alaska!"
    Kryten: "No matter how much I twiddle them, I just can't seem to get Jazz FM!"

    :lol:
     
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    From Meltdown.

    "You do of course have a small physical presence" and then the look on Cats face.
     
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    Great 1! I had the t-shirt, 8)
     
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    The entire Lister father/son conversation in Fathers and Suns. :-)
     
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    Best Red Dwarf moment for me was in the Polymorph episode where Kryten tried to get the said alien beast of Lister's crotch and Rimmer said that infamous qote: " Lister you'll bonk anything." I nearly swallowed my tongue and shat myself.:P
     
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    Just love that whole episode - with the anger-less Rimmer being the funniest part

    "Erm, I think we're all beginning to lose sight of the real issue here, which is: what are we going to call ourselves? And I think it comes down to a choice between "The League Against Salivating Monsters," or - and this is my personal preference - "The Committee for the Liberation and Integration of Terrifying Organisms and their Rehabilitation Into Society." Erm, one drawback with that - the abbreviation is C.L.I.T.O.R.I.S."

    classic :lol:
     
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    Just watched Polymorph again last evening. Brilliant episode. I have to agree the CLITORIS acronym, and the way Rimmer deadpans the line just splits me up. It just one of many great lines in that episode.
     
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    That was hysterical! :lol:
     
  18. Strat-tastic

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    Just thought of this one the other day and had a good old chuckle to myself. Classic Dwarf.....

    CAT and LISTER are lying on bunks in a darkened room, watching
    television.

    LISTER: Cat?
    CAT: Mmm?
    LISTER: Ya ever see the Flintstones?
    CAT: Sure!
    LISTER: D'ya think Wilma's sexy?
    CAT: Wilma Flintstone?
    LISTER: Maybe we've been alone in deep space too long, but every time I
    see that sharmi body, it drives me crazy. Is it me?
    CAT: Well, I think in all probability, Wilma Flintstone is the most
    desirable woman that ever lived.
    LISTER: That's good. I thought I was goin' strange.
    CAT: She's incredible!
    LISTER: What d'ya think of Betty?
    CAT: Betty Rubble? (Pause) Well, I would go with Betty... but I'd be
    thinking of Wilma.
    LISTER: This is crazy. Why are we talking about going to bed with Wilma
    Flintstone?
    CAT: You're right. We're nuts. This is an insane conversation.
    LISTER: She'll never leave Fred, and we know it.


    Am I the only one who thinks Betty's sexier? :lol:
     
  19. whatthesmeg

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    The scene from episode "Body swap" where Rimmer's stolen Cat's body and the part where he sticks his head in the plate of Mash potato. Nom! :P
     
  20. captainlisabeth

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    Nope, Betty was WAY hotter than Wilma!
     

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