Brawl for All

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  1. Cloud

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    Who would win out of everyone on the forum in a Brawl for All contest

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    I think me because I am so tough. Discuss
     
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  2. Nikki the Great

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    I think I might. I'm pretty fierce tbh.
     
  3. neilold

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    I would win. I'd use my wing chun and weaponry. I also have absolutely no qualms about fighting dirty, doing a rimmer style back attack glooping, and kicking people in the cobblers.
     
  4. Nikki the Great

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    Tbh Neil all you'd have to do is discuss your shower habits again and everyone would instantly vacate the premises, leaving you to win.
     
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  5. Abe

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    I'd probably just repeat head pubes some more
     
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    Yay, pube hadoken
     
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    I have 18 claws, though not even whacked out on catnip would enable me to fight my way out of a paper bag.

    :lol:
     
  8. neilold

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    you need a kitty pedicure to sharpen you back up, a kitty should always have sharp claws in order to try to hang on to curtains when they're dangling
     
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    I have been known to get stuck halfway up the curtains.

    As for pedicures and sharp claws, I have a scratching post and plenty of (un)willing bottoms in this forum, and a laser dot to keep me in shape; having said that, a laser dot was what got me stuck up the curtains one day.

    :lol:

    :redface:

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  10. neilold

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    that darn cat!
     
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  12. Nikki the Great

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    So who won in the end?
     
  13. Cloud

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    OH I forgot about it. I guess....NIKKI WON
     
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  14. Nikki the Great

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    DO I GET ANOTHER TROPHY??????
     
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    Even Seb?
     
  16. Cloud

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    I think a brawl for all trophy might be in order
     
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  17. Nikki the Great

    Nikki the Great Console Officer

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    Get in!!!
     
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    I make no promises
     
  19. Kittypaws

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    I haven't got any b*lls..! :eek:
    :-p
     
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  20. Nikki the Great

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    Neither of my cats have balls either....yet both are male!

    <Plays mysterious music>
     
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