Bread Dwarf

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  1. Tex Rimmer MUST return

    Tex Rimmer MUST return Flight Co-Ordinator

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    They should make a show called Bread Dwarf, where everyone is bread. Like Lister is a Load and Kryten is a baguette or something
     
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  3. Tex Rimmer MUST return

    Tex Rimmer MUST return Flight Co-Ordinator

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    True Star of Red Dwarf is obviously on board. So all should be. I will contact Dig Naylons on twitter and tell him my great idea
     
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    Even Rub Grunt will be on board if Benson is.
     
  5. Tex Rimmer MUST return

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    I am starting to think all shows should involve Benson
     
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  6. neilold king Wenceslas

    neilold king Wenceslas Science Officer

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    If everyone is bread would that make talkie toaster everyone's natural enemy???
     
  7. Tex Rimmer MUST return

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    How about you mind your business.
     
  8. neilold king Wenceslas

    neilold king Wenceslas Science Officer

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    That doesn't answer my question
     
  9. A GREAT BIG CHRISTMAS BLOW OFF

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    Cereal?
     
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  10. neilold king Wenceslas

    neilold king Wenceslas Science Officer

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    Nope, that still does not answer it
     
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    I'm sure there are some really good bread-related puns in this, but I'm completely unable to think of any right now.
     
  12. Tex Rimmer MUST return

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    Well keep us posted
     
  13. neilold king Wenceslas

    neilold king Wenceslas Science Officer

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    Keep us toasted, ha ha, there's one
     
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    Me and @Nikki the Great just walked past a load of kids all chanting “Bread! Bread! Bread!” So your idea is picking up speed already our Cloud.
     
  15. Tex Rimmer MUST return

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    Could this have been an ancient ritual to summon Benson from the depths of hell? I think yes.
     
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  16. Bluey

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    That I will do, Cloud. I'll try and think up some really good ones tonight.
     
  17. A GREAT BIG CHRISTMAS BLOW OFF

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    Why don't you conduct a scientific experiment tonight, Neil? Put your hand in a bowl of water when you go to bed and share the results with all of us.
     
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    He IS in all the shows, isn't he?
     
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    I suggest, @talkie3000 would star as Talkie Toaster. He would no longer make toasts of course, cos everyone is out of bread, so he would just complain about bringing old characters back alk the time.
     

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