Bread Dwarf

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  1. Cloud

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    They should make a show called Bread Dwarf, where everyone is bread. Like Lister is a Load and Kryten is a baguette or something
     
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  3. Cloud

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    True Star of Red Dwarf is obviously on board. So all should be. I will contact Dig Naylons on twitter and tell him my great idea
     
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    Even Rub Grunt will be on board if Benson is.
     
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  5. Cloud

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    I am starting to think all shows should involve Benson
     
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    If everyone is bread would that make talkie toaster everyone's natural enemy???
     
  7. Cloud

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    How about you mind your business.
     
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    That doesn't answer my question
     
  9. Sammer4Rimmer

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    Cod

    Cereal?
     
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  10. neilold

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    Nope, that still does not answer it
     
  11. Bluey

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    I'm sure there are some really good bread-related puns in this, but I'm completely unable to think of any right now.
     
  12. Cloud

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    Well keep us posted
     
  13. neilold

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    Keep us toasted, ha ha, there's one
     
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    Me and @Nikki the Great just walked past a load of kids all chanting “Bread! Bread! Bread!” So your idea is picking up speed already our Cloud.
     
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    Could this have been an ancient ritual to summon Benson from the depths of hell? I think yes.
     
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  16. Bluey

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    That I will do, Cloud. I'll try and think up some really good ones tonight.
     
  17. Sammer4Rimmer

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    Why don't you conduct a scientific experiment tonight, Neil? Put your hand in a bowl of water when you go to bed and share the results with all of us.
     
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    He IS in all the shows, isn't he?
     
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    I suggest, @talkie3000 would star as Talkie Toaster. He would no longer make toasts of course, cos everyone is out of bread, so he would just complain about bringing old characters back alk the time.
     

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