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  1. neilold

    neilold Flight Co-Ordinator

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    You have the power to alert the world with your newspaper headline. What would it be? It can be funny, serious, cruel, kind or anything else
     
  2. Bluey

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    All must worship Mumfie.
     
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  3. Cloud

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    "neilold makes record shattering 5 millionth awful thread, to be declared public menace"

    If you want more you can ready the Daily Cloud.
     
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  4. Nikki the Great

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    Where might I find the Daily Cloud?
     
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    "Giant Motherships appear worldwide! "Tell White citizens of Earth their coloration can be restored to the Universal norm's of Black or Brown!"
     
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  6. Cloud

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    I have been throwing them all over the place at people who look like they need enlightened. I will make sure you get the next issue.
     
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    "Citizens of Earth HAD ENOUGH, Rise up and declare World Peace!" "Arms merchants, Politicians and religious leaders despondent".
     
  8. Nikki the Great

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    I sort of think a thread on here called the daily Cloud might be a good idea.
     
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  9. Cloud

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    I think you are talking sense talk
     
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  10. Nikki the Great

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    Thanks, I do try.
     
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    "New Miracle Diet that REALLY Works unveiled!" "Endorsed by ALL Dieticians" "Its called Put Down That Pork Chop and Take a Walk". "Astounding Results reported!"
     
  12. Cloud

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    Did you get that from some 50's joke book?
     
  13. BigOleDummy

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    No, I actually got it from the same place you get yours:
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  14. Cloud

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    my jokes are way to offensive to be in that book.
     

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