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Discussion in 'THE AIGBURTH ARMS' started by neilold, May 22, 2017.

  1. neilold

    neilold Flight Co-Ordinator

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    you've panicked for weeks over whether it would re-appear now the forums changed, but it has. fret no more for it is the return of my jokes thread.



    If I had a pound for every girl that found me unattractive, they would eventually find me attractive

    Before I criticize a man, I like to walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when I do criticize him, I'm a mile away and I have his shoes.

    what's a foot long and slippery? a slipper

    rearrange these words to spell other words

    pneis

    buttsxe


    yes it was, of course, spine and subtext


    https://goodfoodbadjokes.files.wordpress.com/2012/09/toast.jpg


    What is a zebra?
    26 sizes larger than an "A" bra.

    What's a Wok?
    Something you throw at a Wabbit.

    Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him. A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

    thank you, thank you, please tip the waiters
     
  2. Bluey

    Bluey Science Officer

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    Not bad. I smiled at a couple of jokes and rolled my eyes at the Mahatma Gandhi one.
     
  3. Cloud

    Cloud Console Officer

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    wut
     
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  4. Abe

    Abe Deck Sergeant

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    Erm, I believe that's only twenty-five.
     
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  5. Nikki the Great

    Nikki the Great Console Officer

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    So is this gonna be your jokes thread now? As in ALL your jokes will go in here? Not a whole bunch of new threads each time you think of a joke? Cos if so, I totally approve.
     
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    i am very distrought over this post, and, as you now know, i'm not BOD .. but wish not to disparage .... i saw, words i can not mention, but, please, ladies, i am not in to. [i saw smeg smeg].

    i have a very funny joke. [will you allow a video here Nikki?] .... very well, i'm assuming, it will be allowed, barring Ant-E's derail watch so ......

    does contain bad language, but as sung to, moral descent beings, hopefully not so offensive. but still, a joke, me as amercian, laughed at, and yes, you probably guessed my name [my internet is shortly gonely] ... but still ... is THIS funny, i thought so ....

     
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    NotBigOleDummy Skutter

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    i can no longer affored pafpr p afford, my internet account ... i now owe them [ i think 120 now] ....

    WAIT [ LOL ] are you talking about me or BOD, i'm not BOD ... it's a very long story, and i WILL tell it, though it doesn't involve conspracy consprircy conspiracy theories. [sorry, spellcheck, and feel like i'm lyin' if i can't spell things properly, so just leave my ignorant attempts to spell things, at your mercy][no seriously, if i CAN spell it, i spell it correctly online].....

    wait.....

    NO, wait, i'm not BOD, i'm yoserian, i sent SEB an email, and, waiting, comma, for, comma, my, comma, internet to expire, comma ...........

    was playin' around and signed in as BOD under Another email [don't use, but stuck with dshep369@gmail.com] as BOD.

    i'm just waiting for my internet to run out. normally, it works out like [every three or four years]; i get internet, within four to five months, i can no long afford. and i wind up living with other circumstances [that sometimes really really suck] ... so... i'm not BOD, just wanted more speechin' before i go offline again.

    hopping that a good answer [ME, yoserian, self appointed special one ... waiting for my internet to be turned off, apparently, untimely .... was hoping it'd be turned off on the SuperColllider thing] ...

    THERE. !
     
  9. Bluey

    Bluey Science Officer

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    I'm even more confused now.
     
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    Strat-tastic Flight Co-Ordinator

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    Don't hold your breath...:wave:

    Join the club :roll:
     
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    Abe Deck Sergeant

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    Yoserian?
     
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  12. Nikki the Great

    Nikki the Great Console Officer

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    Ok first of all...Yoserian wtf are you doing? And second...why do you feel you have to ask ME if it's ok to post a vid? I mean, you probably should tbh (as should everyone, just saying) but where did you get that idea from?
     
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    What is going on here?! :eek::picard:
     
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  14. Ant E

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    You aren't fit to fill the shoes of Big Ole Dummy!!! Even though he was a mortal enemy and one of the three b's.
     
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    Tell me about it.
     
  16. neilold

    neilold Flight Co-Ordinator

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    I will spread my jokes over many threads. I know that its simpler putting them on here. but more threads means it annoys more people and the irritation of the inevitability of them re-appearing pleases me!
     
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    So it's, like, catnip city all over again? :uhoh:
     
  18. Bluey

    Bluey Science Officer

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    Yoserian has been on the catnip it seems. Or perhaps something stronger and more illegal.
     
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    Kittypaws Flight Co-Ordinator

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    I don't know what catnip he was on, but it wasn't mine...! :lol:
     
  20. Nikki the Great

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