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  1. neilold the red nosed reindeer

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    I like that the cat comes with its own suitcase, so it can travel at a minutes notice and takes all its own little cat food and kitty milk and wool with it. Or it can be packed in the suitcase itself, ready to be shipped to destinations unknown
     
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    That's not my cat. That's my friend's cat. My friend lives in Canada with this cat. That is my suitcase though. I live in the uk with this suitcase. This picture of the cat on the suitcase was taken in Canada.
     
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    Either way, Canada or Uk my liking of said described possible situations are still all to the good
     
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  5. Cloud (Christmas)

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    Tis Poetry
     
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    Thank you. I particularly like the part where I meowed with an accent of some kind.
     
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    Oh, I thought the cat was rubbered to
     
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    Wut
     
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    I agree with this wut. I assume we arnt gonna want the answer though.
     
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    I'm imagining a cat version of @Pembers with a...bin liner on....
     
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    If a cat was like @Pembers it wouldnt be able to walk properly.
     
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    Is that why you walk the way you do @Pembers?
     
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    Or...something else!
     
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    I think we need sex @Pembers to tell us more about this
     
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    You don't get rubber bin bags.
     
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    What a liability!
     
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    Remember when I went to Japan? Of course you remember when I went to Japan! Do you remember how there were cats in Japan? Do you remember these cats in a trolley in Japan?
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    I don't speak much Japanese at all, so when they were all telling me how lame chin strap beards were, I didn't really understand. But they definitely said it. Cos cats have excellent taste.
     
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    The Japanese legendarily hate chin strap beards.
     
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    They do. They have a zero tolerance policy on rubbish gnome beards.
     
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