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Discussion in 'THE AIGBURTH ARMS' started by Cloud, Aug 9, 2019.
Up yours, you sad sh itdick.
Poor hippo. He needs a vet.
He just needs a large cork to stick in his backside.
Perhaps that's what neil's trying to do in the picture but got there too late.
That'll teach him not to stick corks in animals' backsides.
No. Not something James Herriot would ever do.
*scratching sound on ceiling, everyone looks up inc Asclepius*
Asclepius: “whats that noise? It seems to be coming from up there”
*Asclepius puts chair in middle of the room and gets his robotic metal butt up on there, he puts his metal ear to the ceiling* Asclepius: “I can hear something movin up there, do you think it could be..............nooooooooo that would be terrible, it cant be him, wait a minute I can hear..........................* SPACEMAN comes crashing through ceiling butt first and falls on top of Asclepius, they fall to the floor together with Spaceman crushing Asclepius
So its a wrestling match that ur metal backside wants is it Asclepius? You can hide but you cant run
Announncener: In the yellow corner with 1200 confirmed farts.....standing seven feet tall and weighing 390 pounds its Asclepiussssssss
In the grey corner with over 1000 confirmed farts.......with no height weight or body mass cause he’s an amorphous gaseus alien its Spacemaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan
LETS GET READY TO RUMBLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Spaceman punches Asclepius and kicks him and pummels him and punches Asclepius and throws him around and swings him around in the air and throws Asclepius against the wall and punches Asclepius and kicks him and headbutts him and kicks Asclepius so he is against the wall.........punches him so him so hard he goes right through the wall*
*dusts off space gloves*
Now everyone how about some dancing?
*Spaceman starts twerking the space butt in the middle of the room*
Shake dat ass for me, shake dat ass for me, come on Spaceman, shake dat ass for me shake dat ass for me
Still my favourite
Surely this is now incorrect given that @kry102001 would probably only wear one of his official merchandise t-shirts?
Wow, forgot how much all these made me laugh
@Bluey why have you not made this pepsi man version of you your avatar?
We need some more of these to keep us entertained while the forum is quiet.
So make some then! Try contributing something for once!!!
More arrogance from bluey!!!
No, I'm not making any. I'll leave these kinds of pictures to the experts.
Me and @Nikki the Great went to Thorpe park yesterday, we didn’t get any photos so please can you give us a pictorial keep-safe? Derren Browns ghost train was disappointing, perhaps you could capture our feelings towards the aging mentalist as we left the ride?
Ah LOVE Thorpe Park, probably been 20 times.
there ya go
The year is 4520. The human race is destroyed after a bitter war with a breed of cyclop aliens. Only one man survives - and the fate of the planet rests on him handing over a rare earth commodity the cyclops believe holds unprecedented power . Unfortunately that last human is @RECTUMfacedPYGMY and the commodity is a cheap replica Of the blue midget... which he refuses to hand over for less than 1000 quid!!!
His face is the greatest thing I've seen today.