Clouds Spookfire stories

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  1. Cloud

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    Tis 'WEEN so THE CLOUD suggests we tell some spooky stories.

    I will go first.

    This takes place in 1975, a lot of kids were at the old abandoned summer camp. Big Mowgli, the jock of the group was trying to make out with Juggs, the hot one of the girls there. Also there was CHAD, Big Mowglis best friend and a sweet jock who could easily take Abe's girlfriend if he wanted, Frumpo, the frumpy girl who might become hot by the end of something I dunno and Norman Crispy the nerd of the group.

    The gang arrive at the camp site which had long been abandoned or something cause of all the murders that took place there in the 50's and they decided to all separate up. Possibly to make out or something I dunno. Norman Crispy the nerd of the gang notices that there is a big rusty hook embedded in the door of an old cabin.

    Big Mowgli and Juggs were making out in what used to be the old dinning area on top of a big pile of war surplus beans that had been left behind. When all of a sudden they hear a giant scream. It was Norman Crispy for sure. They ran out to the cabin where he was and see Norman in front of a giant computer screen. They look over in horror as their skin crawls the both shreek in horror as right there in front of them is the Aigburth arms section of the forum...only every single post is made by Neilold! No one else in sight anywhere!

    THE HORROR

    Man that give me chills. This is gonna be the spookiest Halloween yet. I can feel it!
     
  2. Bluey

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    Not a bad effort, Cloud. I'll give it a 5 out of 10.
     
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  3. Cloud

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    Sorry Bluey in your haste you forgot the 9. It is obvious you means 9.5/10 :sulk:
     
  4. Nikki the Great

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    I just shat in my pants. Then other people saw me and they also shat in their pants. Now everyone around me has shat in their pants. Thanks a lot Cloud :sulk:
     
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  5. Cloud

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    I am sorry Nikz! The same thing happened to me. While I was typing it I did a poo poo in my pants, then Anna did a poo poo in her pants, then harley did a poo poo on the floor, the post man just happened to see this and he did a poo poo and then every house he went to after words did a poo poo. poo poo :sulk:
     
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  6. Nikki the Great

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    Quite frankly @kry102001 you should be ashamed of yourself :sulk:
     
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  7. Cloud

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    Yeah @kry102001 we are all VERY disappointed :sulk:
     
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    Pretty sure he could take you too.
     
  9. Abe

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    No, that's just you.
     
  10. Cloud

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    pipe down you
     
  11. Abe

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    I wanted to make a series XI reference but I can't because of the spoiler policy :sulk:
     
  12. Cloud

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    Look here you :sulk:
     
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  13. Abe

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    I'd rather not :sulk:
     
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  14. neilold

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    The ending both pleased and chilled me
     
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  15. Nikki the Great

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    Stop being vulgar! :sulk:
     
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  16. Abe

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    Yeah neil :sulk:
     
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  17. Cloud

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    Jeez neil this is a PG thread and you have made it obscene as usual. I am gonna have to put this under "adults only" :sulk:
     
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