Colgate Toothpaste

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  1. Cloud

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    Went in Sainsbury's yesterday for a tube of Colgate toothpaste.

    18, that's EIGHTEEN different varieties of Colgate toothpaste they had.

    Why is there so many?

    They are supposed to do different things.

    Why can't one type do everything you want?

    Needless to say, I bought the most basic one I could find.
     
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    neilold Flight Co-Ordinator Warned

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    When I was a kid, Maclean's and Colgate were the only two brands they did
     
  3. Nikki the Great

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    I shall be writing them a strongly worded letter of complaint soon about how they don't have a single toothpaste without sweetener in, since they do not do it :sulk:


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  4. Cloud

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    Good work everyone. How do I log off?
     
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    Underdunn Catering Officer

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    You know what this reminds me of? That episode of Last Of The Summer Wine when Foggy went into Sainsburys and there were eighteen different brands of colgate and in the end he bought the most basic kind. LOL

    On a serious note... I killed a man today.
     
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  6. Cloud

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    That reminds me of the episode of last of the Summer wine where Foggy caused world war 3 by killing all the other characters.

    On a serious note I am turning you in undies for the reward money.
     
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    That's one for each tooth... ;-)

    No wait. How many teeth do we have? :eek:
     
  8. Cloud

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    More than legendary character Compo I will tell ya that for free
     
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