corrupt a wish

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  1. neilold

    neilold Flight Co-Ordinator

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    someone wishes for something nice then the next person corrupts that wish and then lists their own.

    i.e

    I wish i was a millionaire

    granted, but its monopoly money

    i'll start

    I wish I lived in a large mansion
     
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    You are Jeremy Cornyn’s butler.

    I wish I was taller.
     
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    You're wearing high heels.

    I wish I could stop smoking.
     
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    You get urinated upon

    I wish I was surrounded by cats
     
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    You woke up in an alley hungover.

    I wish my mustache was fuller.
     
  6. neilold

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    It is, but you have to eat chunky soup forever

    I wish I didn't like horror
     
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    You turn into a Brony.

    I wish I had a partner.
     
  8. neilold

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    You do, but it's your cousin, captain Spaulding

    I wish I was shorter
     
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    You are Tyrion Lannister.

    I wish I had super sport car.
     
  10. neilold

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    You do but the engine has being removed

    I wish I was a sports star
     
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    You are real star in space called Sports.

    I wish I was president.
     
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    You are. You are President of Rimmerworld.

    I wish we get off this planet before we exterminate our species.
     
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    You leave the planet by one of the first explosions of Earth's crust in a war that ultimately dismantles (lol) the world sending you flying into space.

    I wish more people would send in awards nominations
     
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    They do, but every single one of them is for @Snow Cloud.

    I wish I had a pizza right now.
     
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    You do but it's one of them horrible sweet pizzas

    I wish I had more time in the day
     
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    Granted, but you waste all that extra time making a load of terrible threads.

    I wish I had remote control socks.
     
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    neilold Flight Co-Ordinator

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    Granted but they're out of control

    I wish chat was more popular
     
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    It is, but it's full of conversations about horror films.

    I wish another Christmas.
     
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    You get it, but turn into a Clam and have 15 birthdays a year.

    I wish for another cup of coffee.
     
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    You get it but its 'Austin Powers' coffee.

    I wish I could fly, right up to the sky.
     

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