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Discussion in 'THE AIGBURTH ARMS' started by neilold, Dec 29, 2017.
And you do but its on the Space Shuttle Challenger.
I wish I could swim better.
You swim perfectly in piss.
I wish Tex Rimmer returned.
But when he returns he was Harry all along
I wish I had a giant kebab
Giant kebab = giant vagina.
I wish I was in bed
But neilold is in there with you
I wish I had matching socks.
You do, they both have holes in the heel.
I wish it would warm up.
It did ........... but it was just Hot Flashes.
I wish I had a Frosted Donut right now.
The frosted Donut turns out to be Neilolds anus covered in sprinkles.
I wish I was playing Mario 64
You are but Mario turns out to be Neilold and he immediately deports himself.
I wish I had some gloves
You do, but they turn out to be fingerless leather studded ones, and you realise you're back in the eighties.
I wish I hadn't deported mario
You didn't, but turned him in as a Terrorist instead.
I wish I had a driverless car.
You have, but it doesn't fly.
I wish @Bluey's car flew.
It does, but it has a massive dick painted on the underside and flies over your house 87 times a day because that's the sort of thing @Bluey would do.
I wish my flight would get here sooner.
It will, but you'll be waiting in the lounge for 12 hours while its getting ready.
I wish I could sing like David Grohl.
You can but you also have the same scruffbag hairstyle.
I wish I was rich
You are, but not in the sense of the word you're thinking of. "Rich" describes your taste as a food. You're getting eaten. By immigrants.
I wish my second flight would leave sooner, too.
It does but you're on flight MH17.
I wish I was back in California.
You are, and you get to live with my racist family there.
I wish we could get RDXIII confirmed.
It is, but changed to a Drama instead of a comedy.
I wish I could go back to Europe.
You do, but it's France you go back ro
I wish I owned a supercar