corrupt a wish

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  1. BigOleDummy

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    And you do but its on the Space Shuttle Challenger.

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  2. Asclepius

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    You swim perfectly in piss.

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  3. Cloud

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    But when he returns he was Harry all along

    I wish I had a giant kebab
     
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    Giant kebab = giant vagina.

    I wish I was in bed
     
  5. Cloud

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    But neilold is in there with you

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  6. BigOleDummy

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    You do, they both have holes in the heel.

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  7. BigOleDummy

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    It did ........... but it was just Hot Flashes.

    I wish I had a Frosted Donut right now.
     
  8. Cloud

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    The frosted Donut turns out to be Neilolds anus covered in sprinkles.

    I wish I was playing Mario 64
     
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    You are but Mario turns out to be Neilold and he immediately deports himself.

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  10. neilold

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    You do, but they turn out to be fingerless leather studded ones, and you realise you're back in the eighties.

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  11. BigOleDummy

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    You didn't, but turned him in as a Terrorist instead.

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  12. Asclepius

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    You have, but it doesn't fly.

    I wish @Bluey's car flew.
     
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    It does, but it has a massive dick painted on the underside and flies over your house 87 times a day because that's the sort of thing @Bluey would do.

    I wish my flight would get here sooner.
     
  14. BigOleDummy

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    It will, but you'll be waiting in the lounge for 12 hours while its getting ready.

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  15. neilold

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    You can but you also have the same scruffbag hairstyle.

    I wish I was rich
     
  16. Abe

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    You are, but not in the sense of the word you're thinking of. "Rich" describes your taste as a food. You're getting eaten. By immigrants.

    I wish my second flight would leave sooner, too.
     
  17. BigOleDummy

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    It does but you're on flight MH17.

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    You are, and you get to live with my racist family there.

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  19. BigOleDummy

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    It is, but changed to a Drama instead of a comedy.

    I wish I could go back to Europe.
     
  20. neilold

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    You do, but it's France you go back ro

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