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Discussion in 'THE AIGBURTH ARMS' started by neilold, Dec 29, 2017.

  1. BigOleDummy

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    You do, but its this one :
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    I wish it was Spring.
     
  2. Pembers

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    Sorry but that’s in really awful taste BOD.
     
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    Yeah, mine was in bad taste.
     
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    It is, but you have to spend it in the Arizona desert.

    I wish I could get rid of these annoying warts on my foot.
     
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    Abes language was too coarse for this forum certainly, the others were a bit tawdry but there’s a difference between that and a gag about a recent event that killed hundreds of people.
     
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    Yeah well, I don't want to argue about it but that's kind of the THEME of this thread actually. I like you Pembers but you seem a little selective in calling out me for "bad taste", in my humble opinion. Not a negative word one about Abe's tasteless Signature (or what it was, I've turned off sig.'s) , on the contrary you offered only encouragement and plaudits.
    Also, my earlier post in this thread about the Challenger disaster earned no opprobrious feedback. About half the responses in this thread are on the low side of taste, so I apologize to you if you found it too low for you.

    Tasteless? Probably. In line with the Theme of the thread? Absolutely!
     
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    Now THATS ..... wait a minute .... Spring in the desert is by far the best time to be there! Have you never seen the Cactus in bloom? Absolutely gorgeous!

    You do, but your legs are amputated.

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  8. Pembers

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    I don’t want to argue either but to address your points.

    Whilst Abraham’s sig may have been ‘tacky’ it didn’t make any gags about hundreds of people dying (That I recall)

    If you’ve never seen me give the young Clam some stick I’d suggest paying more attention.

    The theme of the thread to me appears to be silliness, yes in a low brow way. Being silly and low brow, even coarse, is different from being tasteless.

    I didn’t notice the Challenger post so had no thoughts on it.

    I like you to so let’s accept we don’t see eye to eye on this.
     
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    Agreed
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  10. neilold

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    To be fair pembs, big ole was using that as an example of bad luck, rather than directly laughing at said victims. Personally I find very little offensive. I laugh at dyslexia jokes, even though I mildly suffer from it, I laugh at autism even though my stepson has it, I also find depression and mental illness jokes funny. Even though some parts of my extended family suffer from it. In fact the more offensive a joke is, the funnier it can be some time
     
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    He does, but he also promotes @yoserian to B #3 since he once ran an account starting sith B.

    I wish I hadn't got a paper cut while shopping for jeans last night.
     
  12. BigOleDummy

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    A STOLEN account that has been wiped! What kind of a@@wipe steals someone's name? I hates him, I hates him, I hates him!

    You didn't ,but you bought those jeans fair and square instead of trying to change the pricetag.

    I wish it was Howdy Doody Time.
     
  13. neilold

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    It is, but nobody gets the reference

    I'm wish I didn't torment big old so much
     
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    (I think you're right about the reference)

    You don't , but I have to let you THINK you do because being British you have such a fragile ego.

    I wish I knew what "Kemo Sabe" REALLY mean's.
     
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    Hahaha Neil, you crack me up. I could just imagine you putting a hand on Pembers' shoulder and being all like "Pembers, would you believe that I, good old wholesome Neil Old, like offensive jokes?"
     
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    I always thought kemo sabe meant friend

    I wish I was 18 again
     
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    Your name is legally changed to 18 Again. Your age stays the same.

    I wish my phone had infinite battery life.
     
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    It does, and it never turns off and it gets update after update and gets more and more intelligent. It becomes your friend but slowly it becomes more and more clingy until it won’t shut up and leave you alone, morning noon and night. You throw it away but it finds you, you smash it but the battery stays alive and finds you, it lasts forever, well into the afterlife, for all enternity, ‘Abe, love me, Abe, love me, Abe, LOVE ME’

    I wish poverty was eridicated.
     
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    Jesus Christ.

    Poverty is eridicated, but not eradicated.

    I wish there was some more cheese in my fridge.
     
  20. neilold

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    there is, but its that maggoty Italian cheese

    I wish that dvd's didn't scratch
     
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