corrupt a wish

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  1. Abe

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    They don't, but they do bite.

    I wish, despite sleeping in this morning, I hadn't only slept six hours.
     
  2. Nikki the Great

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    You slept more, but you dreamed of Neil's llama penis.

    I wish I had a cup of tea.
     
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  3. Asclepius

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    You have, but it tastes like elderflower presse.

    I wish it was always Friday.
     
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  4. neilold

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    It is , but your stuck waiting for Saturday footie and nights out forever more.

    I wish the nights were shorter
     
  5. Abe

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    They are because you live on the sun.

    I wish I could get ready quicker.
     
  6. neilold

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    You can,but you put everything on inside out and back to front

    I wish I was immortal
     
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    You are, but your have to spend eternity as a refugee.

    I wish I could sleep for more than 3 or 4 hours at a time.
     
  8. neilold

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    Easy life!!!

    You can, but you end up constantly missing things by oversleeping.

    I wish I didn't wake up so tired and groggy
     
  9. Asclepius

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    You didn't wake up. RIP

    I wish they broadcasted Red Dwarf on TV.
     
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    They do but it's Timewave and Pete Part 2 on loop, nothing else. Also it's dubbed in Esparanto with no subtitles.

    I wish I ate more kebabs.
     
  11. neilold

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    You do, but die of a heart attack from being 75 percent fat
     
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  12. Abe

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    Is that your wish too?
     
  13. BigOleDummy

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    O.K. @neilold I assume all your wishes have been granted then?

    I wish @neilold wasn't so satisfied.
     
  14. neilold

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    I wish I hadn't forgotten to put a wish

    Well then, I wish I had unlimited wishes
     
  15. Nikki the Great

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    Granted, but you've forgotten you have them.

    I wish Neil hadn't forgotten how to play his own game.
     
  16. neilold

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    Granted, but I have.

    I wish I was a fish
     
  17. Ant E

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    I wish Billy Casper would return
     
  18. Abe

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    He isn't, but he forgets to respond to this wish.

    You haven't, but instead you put fifty

    You are, but then Rimmer looks at you and wishes he was you.

    He does, but he turns out to be my girlfriend's dad Bill then leaves again over that.

    I wish this thread weren't in such a shambles
     
  19. BigOleDummy

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    It isn't , you just can't think outside the box.

    I wish I had a i9 7980XE CPU and a pair of Geforce GTX 1080ti GPU's.
     
  20. Abe

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    You do, but you forget what that even means.

    I wish @Ant E wasn't such a shambles.
     
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