Let's have some fun. We all have a go at predicting how forum members past and present will deal with the pandemic. My predictions so far: @Ant E will finally make his ICE video that he promised us years ago. @neilold will barely be on here, due to his local library not being open. @Diet_coke will do exactly as he always did and shut himself in his bedroom at his wealthy parents house, only emerging to eat the turkey dinosaurs his mum cooks for him. He will have no idea anything is happening, this is just his normal life. @kry102001 will shove his wife into quarantine (aka the shed) and spend his days making videos of himself sitting too close to the camera. @Spaceman will follow whatever procedures are in place for New Zealand and nobody will care to check on him either way. @yeckel will go skipping through hospital wards, upsetting the sick and suffering by loudly screeching about how great her life is. @Deb Lister will work with September John, January Steve and November Frank on their calendar entries. @simulant37 will be stuck in his bedroom at his house share in Croydon and will practice drawing eyebrows on himself to reflect the various expressions he's feeling. @Simonr1978 will self isolate in a tent, surrounded by a ring of fire. @BozBoo will tell everyone to go home (cos he's a copper). @Pendo will demand that @Seb delete covid-19 and lock his doors for him. @Jam Shambles will continue with her 6 million full time jobs, including being a woman, being ginger, being rude to people on the internet, owning Red Dwarf and all the actors in it and being @Jam Shambles. @RECTUMfacedPYGMY will be mortified that he isn't finally rid of his cursed Blue Midget model, as all post offices are closed. @Strat-tastic will record a song about Jesus defeating the virus by winning a race against it. @Bluey will be delighted that all his neighbours are home all day now, as it means he can spy on them more frequently. @Eddiebadassdavis WILL create more fan fiction as a service. @Tex_Rimmer WILL return.