Creep?

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  1. Nikki the Great

    Nikki the Great Console Officer

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    So I was walking along to where I needed to be for reasons I don't feel like telling you, and part of this journey means going up a sort of bushy path (giggedy).

    I was walking along, minding my own business, @Bluey style, when I noticed a man walking in front of me, who kept looking back at me.

    I thought nothing of it, even as he slowed right down, eventually stopping completely. I just thought he was gonna let me past.

    As I went past, I just felt there was something a bit off about this guy yano? I dunno if it was his strange staring eyes, unsmiling face (even as I thanked him) or heavy breathing.

    So I kept walking, trying to pick up a little distance between us. After a few mins I looked back...and wasn't sure wtf to think.

    This guy was holding his phone horizontally, staring at the screen with just a...creepy smirk? I kept walking, but it suddenly occurred to me that...he might be filming me?

    So I decided to test it out and stopped. He immediately stopped and looked at me in a rabbit in headlights fashion. I paused and then said "Hello?" at which point he RAN AWAY in the other direction, leaving me laughing in a wtf way.

    So guys, give me your theories. Was this guy...FILMING MY ASS (and how might I obtain this footage, cos kinda interested in analysing my own walk) or did I just frighten him with my super scary greeting?

    Let me know what you think!
     
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  2. Abe

    Abe Deck Sergeant

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    Having been in chat with you I guarantee it's this one.
     
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  3. Cloud

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    If you do obtain this footage of your ass being filmed make sure you post it. So we can determine the truth.
     
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  4. neilold

    neilold Flight Co-Ordinator Warned

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    Sound like the start of a horror movie. I expect you to report back skinless soon
     
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    neilold Flight Co-Ordinator Warned

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    Or a porn movie, so I also expect you to report back bow legged soon
     
  6. Ant E

    Ant E Flight Co-Ordinator

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    Yeah he was filming you!

    Were you in shorts?
     
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  7. Cloud

    Cloud Console Officer

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    Nikki is ALWAYS in shorts. Its kind of her gimmick
     
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  8. Bluey

    Bluey Science Officer

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    How do you know this? Were you the person doing the filming?
     
  9. Ant E

    Ant E Flight Co-Ordinator

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    That's rich coming from binocular Bluey!!!!!!!
     
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  10. Pembers

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    Here's what I think happened:

    Man is walking along minding his own business when he gets the feeling he is being followed. He turns to see a girl hurrying towards him, he doesn't know what to do, he can't run due to his recent knee surgery so he decides to stop hoping she will pass, she does.

    He sighs with relief and carries on about his day. But the girl won't leave it, she looks back again so quick as a flash he pretends to be watching a funny video on his phone, hoping to avoid her glare. She doesn't care, "HELLO" she screams at him, now instinct takes over and he runs, his knee in agony, when he has gone as far as he can, as fast as he can he collapses in a heap of fear, agony and despair. At least he got away, for now.
     
  11. Nikki the Great

    Nikki the Great Console Officer

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    Well see now, judging by the comments in here I don't know whether to think I'm just really scary and have frightened some poor innocent soul, if I should be scouring every shorts fetish channel on youtube in case I'm now on there, or if it was someone on this forum. Judging by the comments...probably @neilold D:
     
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  12. neilold

    neilold Flight Co-Ordinator Warned

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    damn you spotted me!
     
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  13. Stephen

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    This reminds me of someone we know...
     
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  14. Nikki the Great

    Nikki the Great Console Officer

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    I know right!!
     
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    Yes, most likely. I say this because I have seen short video clips of this type on porn sites. I WAS RESEARCHING something :roll:, yeah that's why I was there :redface:.

    Funniest thing I've seen in days! Thank you as I really needed a laugh today ........ even if its an old laugh.
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  16. Ant E

    Ant E Flight Co-Ordinator

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    Whooo
     
  17. Nikki the Great

    Nikki the Great Console Officer

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    I'll pm you lol
     

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