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Discussion in 'THE AIGBURTH ARMS' started by Kenneth Williams Diary, Jul 1, 2019.

  1. Kenneth Williams Diary

    Kenneth Williams Diary Third Technician

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    1st July 1986

    My agent rang. 'The "Joan Rivers Show" want to know if you'd go to America . . .' I said "no".
     
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  2. Mike Rolls

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    I cast "healing wind" on this thread!
     
  3. Nikki the Great

    Nikki the Great Flight Co-Ordinator

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  4. Dave_B_Phillps

    Dave_B_Phillps First Technician

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    As if this is the real Kenneth Williams.

    You must think people around here are stupid if they're going to believe that, anyone can just register under a celebrities name and pretend to be them, it's not big and it's not clever.

    [​IMG]
     
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  5. Bluey

    Bluey Science Officer

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    That was a very short phone conversation.
     
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  6. Ant E

    Ant E Science Officer

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  7. Sammer4Rimmer

    Sammer4Rimmer Supply Officer

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    No, not him. He exists only in your mind.
     
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  8. Kenneth Williams Diary

    Kenneth Williams Diary Third Technician

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    My dick still sore from the zip fastener mishap...
     
  9. Kenneth Williams Diary

    Kenneth Williams Diary Third Technician

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    In the post office at 10.45 and a woman said 'I have seen you on television & I didn't think you were so good'
     
  10. Seb

    Seb Captain Staff Member

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    See, this is what happens when you approve new accounts.
     
  11. Bluey

    Bluey Science Officer

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    And I thought Kenneth Williams was dead. Must be a ghostwriter.
     
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  12. Nikki the Great

    Nikki the Great Flight Co-Ordinator

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    Ayyyyy
     
  13. Underdunn

    Underdunn Deck Sergeant

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    The problem you've got is that when it takes months and months for an account to be approved, anybody who had wanted to join to discuss Red Dwarf or whatever will have long given up and lost interest, whereas anyone who wanted to troll, won't have. As such, each little mini-burst of activations will only bring out the latter and not the former and the ratio will forever be imbalanced.
     
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  14. Cloud

    Cloud Flight Co-Ordinator

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    ^ what him there said
     
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  15. Kenneth Williams Diary

    Kenneth Williams Diary Third Technician

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    2nd January 1975

    I sat for a bit talking to Roy whose wife had left him to play bingo. After conversing he said "You have verbal diarrhea"!
     
  16. Nikki the Great

    Nikki the Great Flight Co-Ordinator

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    Yep
     
  17. Bluey

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  18. Underdunn

    Underdunn Deck Sergeant

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    Oh, well I take it all back then.
     
  19. Ant E

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    I like it! But I also like @Sammer4Rimmer

    But who is better?!?!?!?!
     
  20. Bluey

    Bluey Science Officer

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    This guy's much funnier than @Sammer4Rimmer. Well at least the diary entries he quotes are funnier.
     

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