Episodes you'd like to see

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  1. HO HO HO I'M JMC

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    Ace of Hearts. The current incumbent of the "Ace" franchise returns to teach Rimmer the art of love.

    Bend it like Bexley. Lister's son warps the fabric of space and time, in search of his long-lost father.

    Gord of the Rings. The crew discover the SS Scott Fitzgerald, marooned in the rings of a gas giant. All the crew are dead, but Holly's old chess buddy Gordon is still on. He explains that his own crew were wiped out by a dangerous gizmo, and asks the Dwarfers to take it to Planet Doom in the Mordor Cluster. En route, Rimmer becomes dangerously obsessed with the precious gizmo and plots to kill the others.

    Mothership Down. The crew discover one of the cat arks. Cat starts having Fiver-style visions of the ark's destruction, but no one can persuade the Chief Cat to evacuate. Someone ends up dying to the tune of Art Garfunkel's Bright Eyes.

    Polymorph versus Predator. Self-explanatory.
     
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    I'm afraid the actor who played Gordon is dead :crying:
     
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    Cats in the Cradle: The Cat gets a new bed and it's a cradle.

    The Silver Spoon: Turns out that spoon they tried to trade with the BEGGS is made of silver.

    Little Boy Blue:
    The crew come across a cloning device that's a bit faulty so when Rimmer tries to make a clone of himself (He's sure it will be fine this time) it's 1/8th his size.

    The Man in the Moon: The crew come across a moon that is displaying life signs. Turns out there's a man in it.

    When You Coming Home, Dad? Jim and Bexley find a way of communicating across dimensions and ask Lister when he's coming to see them. (2 part episode)

    I Don't Know When: In part 2 we find out Lister doesn't know when.
     
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    Kry10: Kryten becomes Kry10. Hilarity ensues

    Tex Rimmer
    : Rimmer becomes Tex Rimmer Hilarity ensues

    thats all i got.
     
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    The Merchant of Venus. In a tale inspired by Shakespeare, Lister must default on a loan. In space.

    As You Like E.T. In a tale inspired by Shakespeare, Rimmer must find a way to "phone home".

    Interstello. In a tale inspired by Shakespeare, Cat's insinuations make Kryten morbidly jealous.

    John Carpenter's "The Thing" Lear. In a tale inspired by Shakespeare, a polymorph turns the heroes against each other, then transforms into a king and goes mad.

    Spaceflightus Andronicus. In a tale inspired by Shakespeare, Kryten loses his guilt-chip, and cooks a fairly regrettable pie.
     
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    Richard the Third Rock from the Sun. In a tale inspired by Shakespeare, there's a king. In space.

    Henry the Fourth Be With You. There's another one.
     
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    Apocalypse Then
    A new gizmo zaps Rimmer back to the Vietnam War while the rest of the crew are on one of their secret fishing trips.
     
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    9½ Nureeks
    Lister finally finds Kochanski in cryostasis. Ice dripping off her, they make love in Starbug's sleeping quarters.
     
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    If You Can't Beat 'Em, Quantum. Cat is locked in a box.
     
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    Gazpacho Day
    An inexplicable time-loop causes Rimmer to relive Gazpacho Soup Day over and over until he gets it right.
     
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    Pete Tranter's Sisters Are Doing It For Themselves. A heartwarming tale of female solidarity. In space.
     
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    Closing Counters Offer Furred Rind. Rimmer gets to the GELF deli counter just as they're shutting up for the night. All they have left is a BEGG delicacy, mouldy lemon peel. On the way back, Rimmer is abducted by aliens.
     
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    The Only Way Is Ethics
    The crew explore another Megacorp derelict where the crew were killed by their karma-drive for being vapid cheating narcissists.
     
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    Time Team
    The crew discover a derelict on the surface of a planet containing a new gizmo which zaps the crew into the far future, shortly before the heat death of the universe. The derelict is now underground, and they have just three days to dig it out.
     
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    Scouse
    Lister finds himself trapped on a medi-station with sick GELFs. His maverick approach to medicine provokes the ire of the medi-computer.
     
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    See No Weevil Hear No Weevil
    Space weevils infest the ship, knocking out the lights. Rimmer can see in the dark, but the space weevils have eaten through part of the Hologram Projection Suite, rendering him deaf.
     
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    Calm down there, Schrödinger.
     
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    Doug is currently writing alot of these down, i hope you know that!
     
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    Geordie Bore
    Jesus of Caesarea returns to Red Dwarf having stolen one of the crew's time-travel devices last time. He brings a lot of obnoxious twentysomethings with him, but they mostly bicker amongst themselves and it drives the crew mad.
     
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    I hope he will come and talk with us. :-D
     

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