I've no idea who it is, Ant. Why don't you tell us who you think it is and why? Then we can all have a discussion based on your suspicions.
Two out of three ain't bad. Hello, my name is Glenn, I do live in Essex and I have no idea what to say in this thread, but thanks for making a thread about me anyway which I was completely unaware of until I properly checked my alerts today!
@Gluben on your travels away from the forum did you come across other missing forum members such as @kry102001, @Tex_Rimmer or @muff7