favourite Red Dwarf insult.

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  1. bedfordfalls

    bedfordfalls Deck Sergeant

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    I thought this was more of a lame nod towards Marooned.

    I think the joke worked better in marooned because Rimmer was talking about a past life so the historical reference made sense. It seemed an odd quip for someone in the 23rd century (or whatever century Red Dwarf thought it was set in that episode) to be making though.
     
  2. mophead241

    mophead241 Catering Officer

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    A great one from Marooned

    Rimmer - I was Alexander the Great's chief eunich.
    Lister - You know what Rimmer, I believe you.
     
  3. carparkattendant

    carparkattendant Third Technician

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    Who? Only a yoghurt. Who expected Krytie to say that!
     
  4. Stephen

    Stephen Console Officer

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    Rimmer: Look at you Lister! Obnoxious, ruthless, single-minded, insensitive. You're more like me than I am.
     
  5. ori-STUDFARM

    ori-STUDFARM Supply Officer

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    My favourite Red Dwarf insult is certain forum user on this very site....claiming to be a fan when he is so clearly just trolling. Bringing nothing new to the debate, selectively ignoring counter arguments and not making any attempt to even consider that anybody could have a difference of opinion...

    I'm insulted that he even breathes the same kind of air as I and hope that the now defunct and pointless thread disappears into oblivion!!

    Is quite a good Red Dwarf insult too.....
     
  6. omnomnominous

    omnomnominous Third Technician

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    Ace: You can't judge a book by its cover.
    Lister: And you can't confuse Rimmer with a book. For a start, a book's got a spine.
     
  7. Revolution

    Revolution Skutter

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    I absolutely love that one.


    "You're a cheating, weasley, low-life scumbucket with all the charm and social grace of a pubic louse."
    Lister to Rimmer, 'The Inquisitor'
     
  8. thatlouise

    thatlouise Third Technician

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    Was watching series 5 last night and heard this beauty.

    "Stop your putrid whining you dank tuft of rectal pubic hair!".
     

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