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  1. Pembers in a Pear Tree

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    @Snow Cloud was just getting warmed up as @Saint Nikki walked in. They made eye contact but neither said a word.

    All of a sudden @Wenceslas appeared out of nowhere with his big easy wipe screen. The tension was palpable, there was more moisture in the air than the lake district after a thunderstorm.

    They were all thinking the same thing, where was @Decembers and his giant.....hands?

    One by one they came, @Abe but more Christmassy and all who wanted everyone to watch a video about sand, @EasterBunny who was desperately trying to seranade @HO HO HO I'M JMC who was telling everyone to pack it in.

    @Underdunn Turkey claimed not to know what was going on but he too yearned for the touch of @Decembers.

    Finally in he sauntered, swinging it around like a lasso and snaring the whole gang with one perfectly timed toss. When he was finished the chat room looked like a dodgy 'foam' party in Ibiza, everyone was covered. @Decembers went straight to sleep.
     
  2. Cloud (Christmas)

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    Obscene.

    More please.
     
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  3. Pembers in a Pear Tree

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    Elliott Ribtickler bounded in blabbering about being a bus conductor from Dorset.

    He took an instant shine to @Saint Nikki and an instant dislike to @Decembers. He tried to woo the former using a random sentence generator he found on Yahoo but Saint Nik was already face down in @Decembers pillow taking all he's got. @Decembers retorted with 'Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a huge willbert so don't need to do poetry'
     
  4. Cloud (Christmas)

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    I am not sure I am old enough to be reading this
     
  5. Pembers in a Pear Tree

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    @Saint Nikki was starting to look like a washing machine in mid cycle when @Decembers suddenly became distracted by a mewing sound in the corner. He lobbed her off the bed and she came crashing down on the floor. @Decembers darted over to the corner and grabbed hold of the sneaky pussy. He was about to give it the punishment it deserved when all of a sudden @Saint Nikki stomped on it's head, killing it stone dead. With fire in her eyes she leapt on top of poor @Decembers and made him her own personal pummel horse, until they both collapsed through exhaustion.
     
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    Mine.
     
  8. SantaClaws

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    Neither am I...! :eek:
     
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    I'm too OLD to be reading this!
     
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    I'm 46 - what about you? ;-)
     
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  12. neilold the red nosed reindeer

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    I never knew you were that old big ole, you jiddery old bastard
     
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    Yes Sir! Number ONE ..... on that page at least :redface::-D
     
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  17. neilold the red nosed reindeer

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    What a fine figure of a man:-)
     
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    Well you surprised me, considering you were a carny, you still have teeth, and airbrushed the flick knife out of your sock
     
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    Well, MOST of my teeth are still there and the flick knife is in my waistband in back but I appreciate the sentiment :thanks:!
     
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    I knew it was somewhere hidden
     

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