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  1. Keir_FTGL_Shiels

    Keir_FTGL_Shiels Catering Officer

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    This is my least favourite joke in the whole of Red Dwarf.
     
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    Red Dwarf is littered with funny moments, it's almost like a comedy!

    Far too many to mention.

    But seriously though the Garbage Pod scene is beautiful. It's a work of art baby!
     
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    Rimmer: That’s it I’m invoking Space Corp Directive 68250.

    Kryten: 68250? But sir surely that’s impossible without at least one live chicken and a rabbi.
     
  4. Bluey

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    That scene contains some of the weakest comedy in the whole series. The next line:

    barely even elicits a laugh from the studio audience.
     
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    This thread is about funny moments!

    You'll bonk anything, won't you Lister?!
     
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    Now I know.
     
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    Great one, one of my faves aswell!
     
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    My fave psirens quote is "someone who badly needed a pen" - one of the most brilliantly timed, delivered and written jokes in Dwarf. Not smarmy, not a retort, just a well delivered joke.
     
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    Cats coment in that episode when they are trapped in the vents and Lister gets klaustrofobik. "Are you born that way or is it becose your kinda sissy" Oh and that episode were Winnie the pooh gets executed.
     
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    How about almost anything kryten says and does.
     
  11. connell

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    Rimmer's Back To Reality line

    No, the last thing he would expect us to do is turn into tea cups and start dancing the bolero, or something along those lines, had me in stitches! I'm just a sucker for rimmes comebacks, when there not oh ha ha ha.

    Also;

    Lister: So I stepped out of a box of tinned asparagus, bollock naked, right in the middle of the amature dramatics preformance of The Importance of Being Ernest.

    True comedy!

    God, i'm on a roll; When Cat is identifying the corpse they find on the road that would barbecue so nicely, and how he gets everything wrong :-D
     
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    One of my favourite moments is when Rimmer interupts the credits to rant about the garbage pod. I'm not sure it would have been as funny if it was just delivered in the course of the episode but I love the way the music just stops and Rimmer has a good old whinge.
     
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    to many to mention, but 1 that just popped into my head was the whole opening scene to "stoke me a clipper" just seeing ace sky surfing a crocodile into a bunch of nazi's and riding off on a crosser! AWESOME!!!!
     
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    the opening scene to STOKE ME A CLIPPER. just something about ace rimmer sky surfing a crocodile into a bunch of nazis while riding off on a crosser with princess bonjela, "WHATTA GUT!!!!!!"
     
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    BLOODY HELL, so i guess it did send that msg then! d'oh
     
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    It was a good point and well worth making twice!
     
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    Whatta gut?
     
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    yeah thats the top one for me, 2 germans saying "that was Ace Rimmer !!! We're lucky to be alive!!" then getting nailed by a rubber schnappy :lol::lol:

    "whatta guy "

    ....
     
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    the whole lab mice thing in "the end"
     
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    One of my favourite bits is when Rimmer is giving his leaving speech to the other guys when he gets a place on the Holoship.

    "Over the years I've come to regard you as....people I've met."
     

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