funny moments

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  1. acerimmer_165

    acerimmer_165 Supply Officer

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    Forgot the exact wording but:

    Cat: "Forget Red Alert. Let's go all the way to Brown Alert"
    Kryten : "But Sir ... There's no such thing as Brown Alert"
    Cat: "You won't be saying that in a minute ... And don't say I didn't alert you"

    :-D :-) :lol: 8)
     
  2. monotonic

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    Along the same lines, again not sure about the exact wording.

    Rimmer: "Kryten go to red alert."
    Kryten: "Are you sure Sir, it does mean changing the bulb."
     
  3. doggett

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    Me too !
     
  4. acerimmer_165

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    Rimmer Directive 271 states clearly, "No chance you metal bastard."

    (owe this to spacejock :-D)
     
  5. Keir_FTGL_Shiels

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    All in all today's been a bit of a bummer, hasn't it, sir?

    A wonderful piece of well-delivered understatement in "The Inquisitor"
     
  6. acerimmer_165

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    From Backwards

    "This is crazy! Why are we talking about going to bed with Wilma Flintstone....she'll never leave Fred and we know it. "
    - Lister
     
  7. Bluey

    Bluey Science Officer

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    I thought that scene, like the gazpacho soup story, worked much better in the novels.
     
  8. acerimmer_165

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    Fair point. Have you seen the USA version of the scene????

    Fully Deserves the 1 1/2 stars it got :-D
     
  9. doggett

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    "I scratch your back, you stick a knife in mine."

    "...me looking like Tina Turna !"

    "If I was dead you could not swing me in here."

    "We're not going in untill we know what we're doing"
    "It could take years."

    The munchkin song.

    The dogs milk joke.

    Pretty much everything in VI make me giggle.:-D
     
  10. Supposedly

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    It must be very satisfying for the writers to know that they have produced such a large amount and vast variety of favourite quotes and scenes!
     
  11. Bluey

    Bluey Science Officer

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    I'm still having nightmares about it.
     
  12. jaybo1973

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    Quarantine:

    RIMMER:
    And fulfilling all Space Corps dietary requirements, dinner tonight, gentlemen, will consist of sprout soup, followed by sprout salad, and for desert - I think you'll like it, rather unusual - sprout crumble.

    LISTER:
    Rimmer, you know damn well sprouts make me chuck.

    RIMMER:
    Well, this is awful. I've got you down for sprouts almost every meal. (Shaking his head no) I tell a lie. It is every meal.
     
  13. jaybo1973

    jaybo1973 Catering Officer

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    quarantine again:

    RIMMER:
    Is something amiss?

    LISTER:
    (Slight quaver in him voice) Amiss? God no, what could possibly be amiss?

    RIMMER:
    You don't think there's anything amiss? I'm sitting here wearing a red and white checked gingham dress and army boots and you think that's un-amiss?

    CAT:
    No, of course not. It's just that we thought you had gone nuts! We were tryin' to humour you.

    RIMMER:
    I was just doing a little test - a little test to see if you had gone crazy.
    CHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! If there is one thing I can't stand it's crazy people.
     
  14. jaybo1973

    jaybo1973 Catering Officer

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    Hope the new shows offer something worthy of posting on this thread
     

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