Got the Boot...............

Discussion in 'THE AIGBURTH ARMS' started by BigOleDummy, Nov 25, 2017.

  1. BigOleDummy

    BigOleDummy Console Officer

    Messages:
    3,172
    Joined:
    Sep 16, 2017
    Location:
    Kiss My Shiny Metal Ass
  2. neilold

    neilold Flight Co-Ordinator

    Messages:
    7,692
    Joined:
    Apr 23, 2009
    Location:
    above you all in cheshire
    Your grown to unweildy.. America is a good idea that's got out of control.
    We did burn down your Whitehouse for you though
     
  3. BigOleDummy

    BigOleDummy Console Officer

    Messages:
    3,172
    Joined:
    Sep 16, 2017
    Location:
    Kiss My Shiny Metal Ass
    Yeah , but you had to come back 35 years later to do it.............

    That hat was/is funny!
     
  4. neilold

    neilold Flight Co-Ordinator

    Messages:
    7,692
    Joined:
    Apr 23, 2009
    Location:
    above you all in cheshire
    We wanted it nicely settled and seen as part of your structure before we torched it, and good kindling it was to. Glad you liked the hat, I advise everyone of you colonials to wear one
     
  5. neilold

    neilold Flight Co-Ordinator

    Messages:
    7,692
    Joined:
    Apr 23, 2009
    Location:
    above you all in cheshire
    Listen and learn the truth!
     
  6. BigOleDummy

    BigOleDummy Console Officer

    Messages:
    3,172
    Joined:
    Sep 16, 2017
    Location:
    Kiss My Shiny Metal Ass
    Actually, it was time to redo it anyway and it was full of termites to boot. So, in a sense, you all saved us the extermination fees/contractor bills fixing it up would have cost! We put that money in the bank and now the Big British Comfort fund (see.... see what I did there?! :lol:) stands ready to help alleviate the coming recession/depression/apocalypse that Brexit will bring upon you. No need for thanks...... we're just nice like that and besides, in a sense the U.K. is like .............. oh, how to say it? ....... sorta like the old halfwit drunken uncle we all have, USED to be a real player but is now just a has been reflecting on his past. That doesn't mean we don't still like the old boy but it IS hard to take him seriously anymore.

    It could be quite a hit actually! But ......... just what would the new entity be called? A melding of The United States and the United Kingdom .................. "The Kingdom of America"? ...... "The United Kingdoms of America"? (now THAT one would probably appeal to our more authoritarian citizens, D.J.Chump would LOVE to be King!)...... of course, I guess you all could just give up Nationhood and be a mere state in the union. I mean......... c'mon now you people cannot even keep SCOTLAND happy enough to want to stay in your "confederation" so how are you gonna keep our good ole boys from hurting your feelings? Just imagine it ........ the streets of London....... Americans as far as the eye can see! Budweiser cans littering the streets! The AMERICAN VERSION of RED DWARF!!!!!!!! on the T.V. 24/7 ........
     
  7. neilold

    neilold Flight Co-Ordinator

    Messages:
    7,692
    Joined:
    Apr 23, 2009
    Location:
    above you all in cheshire
    The last thing we want is to keep the Scots or Irish happy. As for American rd, it can't be any worse than the latter series' of it anyway!
     
  8. Nikki the Great

    Nikki the Great Console Officer

    Messages:
    4,753
    Joined:
    May 14, 2012
    Where did you get this video of @jmc2000?????
     
    Abe and Pembers like this.
  9. Pembers

    Pembers Console Officer

    Messages:
    2,933
    Joined:
    Jan 4, 2013
    Location:
    London
    BoD, don't get too comfortable, we're planning a comeback.
     
    BigOleDummy likes this.
  10. BigOleDummy

    BigOleDummy Console Officer

    Messages:
    3,172
    Joined:
    Sep 16, 2017
    Location:
    Kiss My Shiny Metal Ass
    Awwwwww, you wouldn't want the place anymore. We've pretty much trashed it.
     
    Pembers and Abe like this.

Share This Page