Sooooooo you wouldn't have known this, but I do, and it's Jmc's birthdayyyyyyyy yayayaya!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY JAYYYYYEMMMMCEEEEEEE!!! (Emerald green yay!) Nobody on this forum knows Jmc like I do (no, not even you) so I am going to tell you some things you should definitely learn about him. He's the cleverest person on the forum. Yes, he's more clever than me, you and everyone (yes even you, but it's ok, everyone has their own skills). And that's an actual fact. I can't tell you how or why I know that, but just know that I do know it. (Sorry any wannabe boffins!) He plays guitar. I bet you didn't know that did you? And why not? Because he never ever brags about it ever, which made it a million times more impressive when I found out. He can play pretty much any song you ask him to AND one time when we were hanging out I drunkenly asked him to make up a song dedicated to me. Which he DID. And I got drunkenly emotional about it haha. I can understand why he doesn't want to be that one w****r who turns up at things like bbq's with a guitar and plays Wonderwall, but I do wish he'd show off this hidden talent a bit more. He's super funny. Chances are you DID know that, especially if you've ever been in chat. I would go as far as to say he makes me laugh on a daily basis, sometimes even just from remembering something he's said/done. He's extremely kind and an amazing friend. Bit of a personal one, but as some of you may know, I was in a very bad place when I first came back to the forum after a three year hiatus. I don't want to go into it all, just know that it wasn't good and I'm still recovering now and expect to be for some time yet (I'm improving though yay!) Jmc befriended and got to know me during this time. From the start he showed compassion, kindness and understanding, possibly beyond any I have ever received in my life. He showed this at a time when I was seriously losing faith in human kindness. Jmc took time to listen to me. Which is something else that's great about him. He listens. Doesn't just talk at me, or about himself. He takes the time to listen. He's had patience during times when I've been despairing of the world. And he's always had faith in me and fought my corner. Everyone needs a friend like him. He has catchphrases that are actually good. None of this "If you please" rubbish. It's all about the "egg on MY face" and "that wasn't a criticism". He built me a house! Kinda.... So I encourage you all to get your hooters out and join me in wishing our dome headed Lord Poshington a very happy birthday. And if anyone wants to bake a cake that would also be nice. One like this: Yayyyy!