How many pringles could you put in your bum

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  1. Cloud

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    Individual Crisps and then also the giant tubes

    I think I could only get one tube but maybe 25 crisps.

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  2. Simonr1978

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    If the advert is to be believed the only answer is all of them, because once you pop you can't stop.
     
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  3. Cloud

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    Interesting notion Simon. Have you put this into practice.
     
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    I admit I have not yet. I do have some questions on further consideration however. Do the Pringles have to remain whole, or are broken ones acceptable? Have you considered removing the bottom from the Pringles tube and using that as a funnel in order to increase your personal capacity? I believe if you combined those two ideas together you could manage more than 25.

    Also are supermarket's own brand equivalents acceptable?
     
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  5. Cloud

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    The pringles can fall apart but no large crumbs can fall out. I also like your thinking simon you are thinking outside the box. Also it has to be name brand pringles. Tesco brand CHIPZ will not be accepted.
     
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    Very good thread. I haven't had pringles for some time. I should buy some, but I think I'd rather eat them, but maybe I will try this.
     
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    Look at it this way, one way or another they'll still end there sooner or later.
     
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  8. Cloud

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    I like that everyone agrees this is the best thread I have ever done
     
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  9. Nikki the Great

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    Let's just say I did this. Would I still be an anal virgin?
     
  10. Cloud

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    For the single crisps yes. For the entire tube no.
     
  11. Bluey

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    Pringles are lovely. Especially the salt and vinegar flavour.
    Try it, Cloud. And report back on the results.
     
  12. Cloud

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    You sir are on!
     
  13. Nikki the Great

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    Are you SAYING you want to nibble some pringles from Cloud's anus?
     
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    No, I don't think they would taste very nice.
     
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    1 emoji = 1 crisp or 1 emoji = 1 tube of prigles?
     
  17. Simonr1978

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    We could sprinkle them with Catnip if that would help?
     
  18. Kittypaws

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    :scared::scared::scared::scared::scared: *faints* :dead:
     
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  19. dannyjohnjuleslover

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    Nice to see you aint changed G man..... I would probably say 25 too..... but Simon was right, once you pop you cant stop lol
     

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