I'm Dreaming of a Red Spaceship (tune of I'm Dreaming of a White Christmas)

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  1. BigOleDummy

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    I'm Dreaming of a Red Spaceship,
    Just like the one that's on T.V.
    Where there's Rimmer bitchin',
    And Krissie's missing
    With GELF's as far as you can see

    I'm Dreaming of a Red Spaceship
    With every channel that I change,
    Where the Cat is Dancing
    And all the Simulants
    Are deranged

    I'm Dreaming of a Red Spaceship
    With every line of this I write
    Where Dav-ids slobbin'
    And Krytens scrubbin'
    To get those gussets nice and white

    I'm Dreaming of a Red Spaceship
    Will they ever make it home
    While Holly is senile
    Is their journey futile
    And forever in Deep Space they shall roam
     
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    I like it
     
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    I'm glad you told us what the tune would be, I would've been desperately trying to sing it to the tune of that Boney M Christmas song :P
     
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