I'm sure you know what I mean by this; those exchanges, lines, moments of slapstick that never fail to conjure up a belly laugh... obviously more so than the others funny moments. For me, quite a number of these are one-liners, but they always get me. A lot of the time, they're not even especially clever, but they just 'get me' for whatever reason. Here's a few: Rimmer: "Would it hurt you to have hair like mine?" (I even laugh just typing it out ) Lister: "Rimmer! You could not pull a rotten tooth out of a dead horse's head with that one!" Lister: "Rimmer, you're a [insert any insult here]" Lister: "Drop dead, Rimmer!" Rimmer: "I already am dead." Lister: "Encore!" Holly's speech at the end of Queeg. Lister: "Have you ACTUALLY read any of it?" (when Rimmer is going on about how obscene it would be to burn Shakespeare works). Kryten: "You're LYYIIINGG!" The very end of Kryten's malfunction fit after Lister removes the fire axe from his spine, just before he headbutts the pillar. Kryten: "I know. I had a mechanoid friend once who suffered from the same affliction. His name was Gilbert, but he preferred it if people called him "Rameses Niblick the Third, Kerplunk Kerplunk, Whoops, Where's My Thribble." A sad case." Oh, and my current signature.