Matrices

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  1. Pembers in a Pear Tree

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    Tell that to the economy, the wind, and video games.

    Also, do you not have a matrix on your bed?
     
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    I sleep on top of a pile of women.
     
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    Don't go for ones with springy thingies: one of them pointy wotsits pokes up and you'll be jabbed in the arse far quicker than I can get my claws out... :eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:
     
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    Is this about women or matrices?
     
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    Mattresses.
     
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    memory foam matrices are awesome
     
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    *dives into one and ("help!) takes about 3 hours to claw ("get me out!") my way ("I'm only a little kitty!") back out* :eek::eek::eek:
     
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