MERRY FESTIVUS!!!

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  1. BigOleDummy

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    Today is Festivus in the unlikely event that anyone's forgotten or have just been too busy.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Festivus

    http://festivusweb.com/

    In the finest tradition of Festivus I will start the celebration!
    As I'm SURE everybody has their Festivus Pole already up and waiting, the "Airing of Grievances" will commence.
    @Christmas rubbish What can I say? You infuriate me and then make me laugh. Sometimes you're the star of the forum and sometimes you're just a tad obnoxious. So STOP IT and officially promote me to B #2 already!
    @Bluey Get a rotation going on with that Avatar! http://hubblesite.org/
    @Snow Cloud Enough already about Tex!
    @Saint Nikki The Festivus Pole is up and waiting, why is your hat still on?!
    @Wenceslas Why did you pick a username that's so hard to work into my thread "12 Days of R.D. Forum"?! Stop it and choose a more suitable one next year!
    @Abe but more Christmassy and all AAAAAAAaaaaaarrrrrrrgggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh take that freaking signature and stuff it up your nose!!
    @Decembers You've been good this year. Everyone could take a lesson.
    @FeeBeeBells You're going to mow your yard down to dirt! Stop it and call a snake removal service so I can stop worrying about you!
    @Santa Paws You leave us alone way too much, Stop it and keep your hugging thread on the front page!
    @HO HO HO I'M JMC Why haven't you held that election YOU scheduled? Stop putting it off and put Dummies United in power!
    @neilold frankincense and myrrh Do I even have to say it? Yeah, you KNOW!

    Well, enough grievances for today. For my Festivus Feast this evening I'm having the traditional meatloaf and all the trimmings. (really :-D:thumbup:!) For my Festivus breakfast I'm having toast and oatmeal.

    Since we are all over the world, the "Feats of Strength" will have to be modified a bit. So far today my only Feat of Strength has been taking out the trash. (be truthful! its Festivus!)

    Well, the balls in your all's court now. May the Spirit of Festivus infuse you. Oh, keep an eye out for Festivus Miracles, its that time of the year!
     
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  2. Nikki the Great

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    The hat stays on til January 6th!
     
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    I will mention tex all I like :sulk:
     
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    Good call on me, everyone should be more like Decembers.
     
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    It was @HO HO HO I'M JMC's idea and I absolutely loved it. It's because Good king Wenceslas from that Christmas carol was in fact czech king. He has nothing to do with Christmas at all, but he spread Christianity in Bohemia. He was murdered by his brother (probably) and he became saint. Now he is patron of czech statehood.
     
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    Prrrrrrrrrrrr! :-D
     
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