Messages Jacob Williamson Has Sent Me

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  1. Abe

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    Episode 1:

    "That wouldn't change his mind"

    What wouldn't change whose mind? We may never know! These are the words of our god.
     
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    I'm equally baffled.
     
  4. Abe

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    I wonder what @Cloud thinks about this.
     
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    Episode 2:

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    What confused him? Can anything possibly confuse him? Was this even a mark of confusion? We may never know! These are the words of our god.
     
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    ARE YOU CONFUSED? DO YOU SEEK A PATH TO ENLIGHTENMENT? ARE YOUR SHOES TOO TIGHT?

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  8. Abe

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    ---BREAKING NEWS---

    THIS JUST IN:

    Episode 3:

    "Our lord and savior"

    What is this supposed to mean? Is he making a narcissistic speech? Is he committing blasphemy against himself? If so, whom is he calling our lord and savior, and why? We may never know! These are the words of our god.
     
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  9. Cloud (Christmas)

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    I like this topic. Please message Jacon Williamson and tell him that me and Nikki are big fans.
     
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    Episode 4:

    "Only Gordon can save us now"

    To which Gordon is he referring? Gordon Bennett? Mr. Gordon, my freshman Spanish teacher? Gordón, the Spanish word for fatso? Why can this """Gordon""" save us? We may never know! These are the words of our god.
     
  11. BigOleDummy

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    Obviously he means.......
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    Omg @Cloud he means you!!!

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  13. Cloud (Christmas)

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    Has my hero finally acknowledged my existence. I need answers @Abe
     
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