moment in red dwarf that made you laugh the most

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  1. BozBoo

    BozBoo Deck Sergeant

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    Kryten: Well Space Corp Directive 195 clearly states that in an emergency power situation, a hologrammatic crewmember must give up his life in order that the living crewmembers might survive.

    Rimmer: Yes but Rimmer Directive 271 states just as clearly: 'No chance you metal b*stard'.

    Awesome moment. 8)
     
  2. Old_Ironbutt

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    I think I was meaning earlier that I was probably a little immature for the jokes when I first started watching, and then a period of no new Red Dwarf for the initial surprise factor

    I kind of got that on Series 6 and more so Series 7 (being all man of the world etc. by then) :roll:

    I digress.. another moment I found just classic comedy was the whole:
    “If there were any dangerous viral strains in the atmosphere, the Psi-scan would have picked them up by now…

    It's never done that before…:shock::?

    ..stupid cheap damn stupid Martian power packs.”:x

    ”Well, if I could just beg your indulgence for a few seconds more, sir, the old 345 takes a little time to warm up..

    ..Still, it out-performs the 346 in eight out of nine bench tests. A small wonder, then, that it secured "Psi-scan of the Year, Best Budget Model" three years running. Ah. Now here are the results. Yep. And we're going to...

    ..live!”;-)
     
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  4. RECTUMfacedPYGMY

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    The banter and dialog in polymorgh is superb, the Rimmer scene in quarantine is just the best lol, the potato king speech cracks me up. I rememmber laughing a lot at the Rimmer munchkin song in series 7 blue. Series 2 has some great scenes to, stasis leak, and most of 2 had some great moments.
     
  5. goldy_T_O_T

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    So many LOL moments. The light bulb incident, the comebacks, the mechanical penis, the tarantula, the funny reactions. I guess my favorite moment was the reaction when cat had to go to the bathroom backwards at the end of the show. Always makes me laugh and cringe at the same time. :lol:
     
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    I like this bit from Backwards.

    Cat: We ain't gonna find 'em. They're gone, buddy. But look on the bright side. They're gone, buddy!

    I also like the scene with Hitler's briefcase in Timeslides.
     
  7. RECTUMfacedPYGMY

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    Evil Rimmer - "I'm going to lash you to within a inch of your life, then i'm going to have you":shock:
     
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    Rimmer: Step up to Red Alert!
    Kryten: Sir, are you absolutely sure? It does mean changing the bulb.
     
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    As bad as "Duct Soup" was, it has two extremely funny Cat moments:

    Cat going on about how cramped it is while Lister is suffering from claustrophobia
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    "No, it's not that noise, it's a different noise."
    "Is it a 'Cat being smacked in the head by a smegged-off Lister's fist' kind of noise?"
     
  11. godengine

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    One of my favourite moments from series 6 (I think; plus I'm not sure if the wording is exactly right:-(

    Kryten: "I suggest we go to red alert."
    Cat: "Forget red alert. I say we go straight to brown alert!"
    Kryten: "But sir, we don't have brown alert."
    Cat: "You won't be saying that in a minute...and don't say I didn't alert you!"

    Pure class.
     
  12. Bluey

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    Series 8 episode 1.

    I think it's awful, though it could have been a bit better if the superfluous line "and don't say I didn't alert you" had been excised.
     
  13. talkie3000

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    for me that gag always felt like it was playing off the change the bulb gag from series 6, almost like the fans love the red alert gags

    but alot of gags from series 8 felt like they were playing off past gags anyway really :/
     
  14. LastTimeLord

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    This moment from Kryten.

    Lister: [Holds up a pair of boxer shorts] What are these?
    Kryten: Your boxer shorts, Mister David, sir.
    Lister: No way are these my boxer shorts, these bend!

    and the entire trial scene from Justice.
     
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    Justice! The shoes!
     
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    Agreed. :-) One of my favorite moments! :-D Never seems to get old.
     
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    I just watched it again since I saw this post.;-) The looks on the faces of the Cat and Lister as they type are priceless.:lol:
     
  18. Bluey

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    I love the misspelling of tarantula as taranshula. It's so Lister-like.

    The only thing that annoys me slightly is the way they use perfect punctuation and capitalisation throughout despite being in a horrifying situation.
     
  19. Cruel Slayer

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    And typing it all with one hand.[​IMG] Although I think that adds to the comedy, and I think it's intended to.
     
  20. Daniel

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    You mean that's a not a normal reaction in such a situation? I know it's what I'd be doing.
     

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