Most Embarrassing Thing I've Done In The Last 24 Hours.....

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  1. BigOleDummy

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    The most embarrassing thing I've done in the last 24 hours is........... getting a black eye and rugburn on my nose and forehead from trying to pet Kitty. Broke my glasses too.
    Explanation:
    If you have ever owned a Cat (or been owned by one I should say) you know they can be .... frustrating at times. Well, Kitty was a rescue and sometimes she gets it in to her head to be aloof (yeah even more than normal Cat aloof). I was bent over trying to pet her and she just kept rolling over and over as I stretched farther and farther to stroke her. As I went to move a little closer I stepped on my shoelace, tripped and went face first into the floor. Now I have the aforementioned wounds not to mention my wounded dignity. Yeah, I had my audiology workshop this morning and while EVERYONE noticed at least they didn't say anything. I've looked better coming out of riots than I do now :redface::redface::redface:.

    Anyone else done anything embarrassing or just plain dumb in the last 24 hours?
     
  2. Kittypaws

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    Ooooooch.....! :eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:
     
  3. Ant E

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    Silly old fool
     
  4. BigOleDummy

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  5. Nikki the Great

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    What were you trying to do to this cat man? :lol:
     
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    Oh ok, read it now. Just saw "rugburn" and was all wtf haha
     
  7. Cloud

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    How do you get rugburn from stroking a cat. were you preforming Lewd acts on the cat? Thats obscene.
     
  8. BigOleDummy

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    Do you know how to read?
     
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    Yes, possibly made an arse of myself with my Brit scooter boy bragging!!!
     
  10. Cloud

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    I skimmed it. Something about you molesting a cat and getting rug burn. I picked up the general vibe.
     
  11. BigOleDummy

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    Guess that's all we could have expected from you anyway. Good try there though. Psssstttt......
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    I've heard it can really help when you're having trouble.
     
  12. Cloud

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    It was too long. I am a busy Cloud on the go. Try making an Abridged version next time.
     
  13. BigOleDummy

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    Oh, you mean one syl-la-ble words then? Maybe a picture book?
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  14. Cloud

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    maybe if those pictures weren't gigantic (like pembers wilbert) like yours always seem to be I could get on board.
     
  15. neilold

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    it was a misunderstanding between my queen's English and big Ole's mangled attempt at destroying OUR language, so I withdraw my previous comment!!!!
     
  16. neilold

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    Big Ole is American Cloud, everything's bigger over there
     
  17. BigOleDummy

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    Even our Big Macs!
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  18. Kittypaws

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    Flippin' heck! That's a whopper! ;-):lol::eek::redface::-p
     
  19. neilold

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    That makes me hungry for a big mac
     
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    No it's a big Mac. Whoppers are from burger king
     
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