Yes, I just may be one of those people that annoyingly resurrects old posts…the family is napping, and this seemed too much fun to pass up. Not enough time to edit, apologize for an typos…grammar issues and such. First Episode: While searching for Kochanski, the Red Dwarf crew locates another attractive woman marooned on some far off planet. Rimmer amazingly manages to win her over but alas, he no longer is a hard-light hologram. Following the tradition of Bodyswap, Rimmer and his new love successfully manage to hijack Lister’s body to elope, Vegas-style, with the woman and enjoy their honeymoon. Kryton eventually convinces a very reluctant Mrs. Rimmer to return Lister’s body. She convinces Rimmer. Lister’s memory disk has been kept inactive and he awakes to find himself feeling hung over and strangely exhausted but…”satisfied”. Rimmer attempts to cover up his actions by telling Lister he got rip-roaringly drunk at the wedding and was in a coma from hitting his head. Next episode: The crew is busy tracking a suspected space vessel. Cat and Kryton pick up an extra life-form on board. Kryton and Cat look at each other shocked. Kryton walks over and whispers something into Mrs. Rimmer’s ear. At first she chuckles in denial, and then looks at Cat. Cat nods and she sits down in complete shock. Lister has caught on to the conversation. Rimmer walks in and Lister starts laughing nearly uncontrollably when he tells Rimmer the news. Rimmer is elated and struts proudly around babbling about all of the wonderful things that he is going to do with Arnie Jr. Lister begins bringing up all of the spitting-up, burping and puking….proudly proclaiming his bachelorhood and zinging Rimmer. Rimmer defends and states this is his proudest moment in his life, becoming a Father. Mrs. Rimmer erupts into tears and runs out of the room. Rimmer is confused…and suddenly Lister has a realization. He approaches Rimmer stating that a hologram can’t have a child and accuses Mrs. Rimmer of already being knocked up when they found her. Rimmer has an “OMG” moment..standing motionless. He exchanges glances with Kryton who attempts to get the Cat out of the room. Holly comes on the screen stating he detected another vessel. Lister continues to rant on trying to convince Rimmer. Cat comes back in with a bowl of popcorn to watch the show. Rimmer explodes in anger and tells Lister the child is his. Holly blurts it “didn’t do it,” and vanishes again. Lister briefly looks up confused. Lister assumes Rimmer is accusing him of having an affair and defends himself vehemently. Cat squeals with glee and now has a soda and straw in his hand. Rimmer turns his back away from Lister. Lister stops in complete confusion. Kryton re-enters to address the alarm and bops Cat on the head in passing to get his attention. Kryton says “It appears to be Ms. Kochanski!” Simultaneously Rimmer winces and loudly confesses he stole Lister’s body to elope and go on his Honeymoon. Lister is the father of Mrs. Rimmer’s child. ¾ shot on Lister who says “Oh Smeg” before his eyes roll back in his head and he hits the floor. ....perhaps more appropriate for an American soap opera?