Humor me here; Imagine Norman Lovett is making this up on his MySpace to throw us off. A "Russo Swerve" if you will. In Episode III they may encounter the actor who plays Holly, depressed and bitter about how he was written out after "Series IX", and is actually the guy who has the four bullets. Norm goes on a KILL FRENZY! - and kills the crew. You know it's totally true.