Olive Branch to and Opportunity FOR Ant E!

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  1. BigOleDummy

    BigOleDummy Console Officer

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    Hi @Ant E ! Told you to watch the forum for BIG news and here it is! Been doing some thinking about the situation here and I think I've come up with a plan to make you a Superstar! Yes! Makes you all giddy inside doesn't it? As I mentioned/confessed earlier in another thread, I see potential in you! True, you lack a few things ....... tact ...... class ..... respect for others .....a sense of humor ... I could go on but we both know what I mean. You DO have ....... well, potential as I said.

    Anyway, In YOUR best interest's I have come up with a plan that will have you number one in the polls! Top of the Pops! Adored by all! Now, this will mean a LOT of work for me and I mean A LOT, but think of me as Svengali to your Trilby, a Colonel Parker to your Elvis as it were.

    Here's what we'll have to do. I propose a Merger for a while......... just till you can make it on your own ........... with my smoothness and charm I can "sand off" some of your rougher edges, making you a beloved member of the forum. The way it would work is, we'd come up with a username (I have a GREAT one, but ...... in a bit) and after that...... as you peruse the forum, if you see something you want to comment ON or reply TO then you could sent that comment or reply to ME first, I could sand it off, shine it up and then post it for you! Everyone's a winner here! You, you would be getting a public relation's bonanza! The forum would get a pleasant and thoughtful contributor who ruffles no feathers. Me? Well, I would get the satisfaction of seeing you reach your full potential.

    So...... whadda say? Now ...... I see you're skeptical but wait ....... I said something earlier about a username for YOUR NEW persona/evolution :-D , yes I did so feast your eyes on THIS! :-D"BigOleDummyAnt E" :-D!!!!! :thanks:
    I'm quite proud of that to tell you the truth, it just SINGS!

    Just PM me and we'll get started working out the details.

    What does everybody else think about this? Comments? Encouragement for Ant E to do the right thing? Suggestions?
     
  2. Asclepius

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  3. Ant E

    Ant E Flight Co-Ordinator

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    Go away
     
  4. Ant E

    Ant E Flight Co-Ordinator

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    Possibly the worst thread created since the forum was revamped. Fact.

    Over to you @neilold to try and “out-naff” @BigOleDummy
     
  5. Bluey

    Bluey Science Officer

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    That was some real Yoserian-esque nonsense, BigOleDummy. Amusing though.
     
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  6. FeeBee

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    Did Dummy's United win?
     
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  7. neilold

    neilold Flight Co-Ordinator

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    this thread surpasses my mumfie thread for greatness
     
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  8. Ant E

    Ant E Flight Co-Ordinator

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    Replace the word “greatness” for “disaster” or “no one cares” and you’ll be closer to the mark....

    Although I fear I may have hurt BigOleDummy’s feelings...
     
  9. neilold

    neilold Flight Co-Ordinator

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    You love it
     
  10. BigOleDummy

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    Nah, can't hurt MY feelings. It was just a suggestion after all. I can't force you to accept my most gracious of offers.

    Ouch..... now THAT was a low blow!

    And other than @Ant E 's social betterment that's why it was written :-D. Ant's understanding of manners, tact and use of the English language were the MAIN considerations of course. :roll:
     
  11. Ant E

    Ant E Flight Co-Ordinator

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    Mind your business pokey nose
     
  12. Bluey

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    What am I supposed to be minding my own business about, Ant?
     
  13. Abe

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    I'm going to guess that it will probably include that you should mind your own business instead of finding out what you are supposed to mind your own business about.
     
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